If I were interviewing Curley, every question would be a double entendre.
- did you see these dongs in your minds eye before getting in the batter's box?
- do you have a favorite dong?
- should we expect to see your dong every game? Multiple times per game? Or are your dongs just going to spray all over and be random?
- Do you have any advice for other players who want to see their own dongs?
- Do you get excited for other player's dongs as much as you do your own? Or maybe you're even more excited about their dongs?
Said another way, tell us how you feel when you see other guy's dongs.