The official "hit the panic button on attrition" thread

[james_govols]

I don't see the big deal. I left my flag football team when I wasn't getting enough catches.

I wanted to be league MVP. Next year I'm hoping to bring my talents to another team.

I didn't just quit mid season...I quit mid quarter.

 

[TNnative]

Guys that want to leave in the middle of the season.....good riddance. Do they lose VFL cards as well?

VFL means Vol For Life. What part of For Life applies to quitters?

The cards aren't issued until after they play their guts out in their final game. How can you lose something that wasn't given yet?

 

[TNnative]

I am sick of watching this team fumble around. Spend the money, hire Gruden and Peyton and let's start building a dynasty. Then no one will ever quit again and we'll win 36 NC's in a row.

How do you hire a coach who said no?

No means No. Gruden was asked. If he had wanted it, he would have been hired. Come outta your fantasy world. I am sick of morons talking about things that are not gonna happen.

 

[TNnative]

I keep them in a trophy case. Each one has a story written for it about how I tried my hardest and how we all left as winners that day.

In the background, a symphony orchestra plays the most intense, heart felt, version of, "Pop Goes The Weasel"........EVER!!!

 

[Roustabout]

Reminds me of REN and stimpy,when REN is in space ship with button that says "do not push" and it keeps getting bigger till he does.

Like for the Ren & Stimpy reference.