In the early 2010s, an 18-yr-old asked to join the POPs (old farts) doing belly-to-the-earth formation skydives. Given that she was smart, dedicated, and looked awesome in a bikini, we welcomed her. During the ensuing four years, she’d become an instructor, earn a bachelor’s degree, and look even better in a bikini. She was considering graduate programs. I’d pitched UT, and they had made her a handsome offer - full scholly et al. Alas, Auburn won her over with miscellaneous perks. Auburn and their obsession with recruiting comely coeds…