The Official Gruden/Kiffin Fanboy Thread

[VolNExile]

I memorized this in 3rd grade, which was, ummmm, 1961-62.

 

[Tin Man]

I r old.

Nah. It's the afternoon. Mexicans of all ages siesta. We could learn something from their example.

 

[Tin Man]

I memorized this in 3rd grade, which was, ummmm, 1961-62.

Yeah, I'm flashing back...

 

[82_VOL_83]

I memorized this in 3rd grade, which was, ummmm, 1961-62.

Wow, did they have dirt then?

 

[Tin Man]

Mercury space program... the Atlas rockets... John Glenn in February... Scott Carpenter in May... The grammar school students and faculty were all agog.

 

[Behr]

@The Ron Mexico what have you let happen to this once 5* thread???

 

[Tin Man]

Wow, did they have dirt then?

Yes, and she was shipped off to boarding school shortly afterwards. Mother Nature didn't approve of Dirt and me rolling around nekkid. She knew innocence would end, soon.

 

[VolNExile]

Wow, did they have dirt then?

Yes. I invented it in kindergarten.

 

[Tin Man]

Yes. I invented it in kindergarten.

Nah. That was clay. Dirt was my playmate. She was my bestie, until she started sprouting grass, and Mother Nature separated us.

 

[McDad]

Yes, and she was shipped off to boarding school shortly afterwards. Mother Nature didn't approve of Dirt and me rolling around nekkid. She knew innocence would end, soon.

How potent are the drugs you currently take?

 

[Tin Man]

How potent are the drugs you currently take?

Meh. Rosuvastatin is OK. My cholesterol numbers are in line. I reserve judgement on the Omega 3 ethel esters.

 

[508mikey]

How potent are the drugs you currently take?

apparently the Psychiatrist needs to increase his dosage

 

[VolNExile]

@The Ron Mexico what have you let happen to this once 5* thread???

 

[GordonC]

Meh. Rosuvastatin is OK. My cholesterol numbers are in line. I reserve judgement on the Omega 3 ether I huff daily by soaking a rag and inhaling l esters.

FIFY

 

[Tin Man]

FIFY

I'm no Hunter Thompson. Whiskey does me just fine.

 

[Behr]

How potent are the drugs you currently take?

No drugs.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

@The Ron Mexico what have you let happen to this once 5* thread???

It’s gone off the rails. Probably unsavable at this point.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

 

[theFallGuy]

It’s gone off the rails. Probably unsavable at this point.

Hold on LBB #2 got this

 

[theFallGuy]

Thread is cleansed

 

[hmanvolfan]

You mean torpedoed.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

It’s gone off the rails. Probably unsavable at this point.

Get back here and fix it, dammit

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Hold on LBB #2 got this

That’s like the extended, directors cut version.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Hold on LBB #2 got this

Get back here and fix it, dammit

I think TFG may have saved it for us.

 

[theFallGuy]

That’s like the extended, directors cut version.

If u notice he's doing a medicine man dance cleansing the thread of evil spirits