The Official ETSU (1-0) vs #22/17 TENNESSEE (1-0) Thread - Zone Edition – Neyland Stadium - Knoxville, TN - September 6 @ 3:30 EST - ESPN+/SECN+

[CubsFanTN]

Rollercoaster of emotions on Merk’s first drive.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Are FLA and USF playing football or baseball?

 

[Tin Man]

Merk doesn’t look ready to play. Kinda clears up the quick grab of Aguilar.

 

[GordonC]

Yeah, he was short

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[hmanvolfan]

Who all would still be in Neyland if you had’ve gone to the game?

 

[NorCalVol67]

Who all would still be in Neyland if you had’ve gone to the game?

Depends how much bourbon I had left.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Of all the games I attended, I only left early twice.

 

[theFallGuy]

Depends how much bourbon I had left.

I remember one time in 98-99 era there was a huge pile of stuff security had confiscated at the gates coming in people were smuggling and there was a big glass bong. Student section is .

When you said out of bourbon made me think of all the pints of likker we had to smuggle before they sold beer

 

[NorCalVol67]

I remember one time in 98-99 era there was a huge pile of stuff security had confiscated at the gates coming in people were smuggling and there was a big glass bong. Student section is .

When you said out of bourbon made me think of all the pints of likker we had to smuggle before they sold beer

I had a ‘Big Orange Aid’ plastic flask. Knox cop saw it in my pocket in the stands and told me to show it to him. Since it wasn’t glass he didn’t care and did not confiscate.

 

[82_VOL_83]

My sense of humor is nonexistent.

Fify

 

[theFallGuy]

I had a ‘Big Orange Aid’ plastic flask. Knox cop saw it in my pocket in the stands and told me to show it to him. Since it wasn’t glass he didn’t care and did not confiscate.

That cop was a winner

 

[Orangeslice13]

Of all the games I attended, I only left early twice.

Never have

 

[82_VOL_83]

Listening to MK and Ramone Foster to finish the game. I may not watch another game live.

 

[JustFunnN'Orange]

Who all would still be in Neyland if you had’ve gone to the game?

Me

 

[Tin Man]

My grandfather was an Obstetrician. His trick was to fill a douche bag with spirits, put it in his coat breast pocket, run surgical tubing under his lapel, nod his head down and cover his mouth to cough, and squeezing the bag with his forearm, take a hit from the tube.

 

[GordonC]

W
T
A
F

 

[NorCalVol67]

Never have

Once was Bama in ‘86, the game they doubled our score and coke head Humphrey’s ran for 700 yards. My girlfriend had just gotten to town right before the game, so I had good reason to leave.

The other was GT in ‘85. We heard the crowd roar when we kicked a field goal to tie at the end of the game. Shouldn’t have left that one.

 

[Tin Man]

Fify

Be kinder to your fellow retiree, or become Behr jr. The choice is yours.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Be kinder to your fellow retiree, or become Behr jr. The choice is yours.

Behr Jr isn't an insult. Rusty Jr get you kilt.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Who all would still be in Neyland if you had’ve gone to the game?

I always stay to the end.

 

[Tin Man]

Behr Jr isn't an insult. Rusty Jr get you kilt.

Behr both loves and hates me as he loves and hates himself.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Behr both loves and hates me as he loves and hates himself.

Your lack of self awareness is astonishing.

 

[Tin Man]

Your lack of self awareness is astonishing.

You need to invite me to sit on your porch and have a cold drink.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Will never happen.

 

[Tin Man]

Will never happen.

Your failing…