Dear Federal Government,
Enough is enough. Could you please get your heads out of your ass and quit the between party bickering and remember the people that put you there. You are a bunch of overpaid *******s that only think of yourselves and constantly giving yourselves raises for doing nothing.
We are now into the thirteenth or fourteenth day of this sh!t and none of you seem to be worried about anything. Is it fair of me to ask why you are taking a chunk of my paycheck each week to support your asses. You may think I'm ranting about you but I'm not, but I do have questions about your skills to run America. Have a nice fawking day.
Signed
The USA.