The Official Country Boy Thread....

#57
#57
If you ain't never gotten bored while squirrel hunting and started throwing tin cans up in the air and shootin' them, you ain't country.
 
#59
#59
If you aint never made love in the back of a pick up in the middle of the boonies you aint country

If you ain't never lined your truck bed with a tarp and filled it with water and sat in the water on a folding chair with a cooler of beer floatin' next to you, you ain't country.:birgits_giggle:
 
#60
#60
Everyone of mine are real. I can't make this shiz up. lulz
 
#66
#66
if you ain't never blew up a cow pie with a fire cracker, you ain't country.
 
#67
#67
If you ain't never burned your trash in a 55 gallon drum in your back yard, you ain't country.
 
#68
#68
If you ain't never went diggin' in your compost pile for big ole night crawlers to go fishin' with, you ain't country.
 
#69
#69
If you ain't never grew and canned all the vegetables you need for the winter, then you ain't country.
 
#71
#71
If you ain't never had to go cut your own switch for your a$$ whoopin', you ain't country.
 
#73
#73
If you ain't never shopped in a Piggly Wiggly, you ain't country.
 
#74
#74
if you ain't never had a sword fight with cat tail reeds, you ain't country.
 

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