The Official CoronaZoneVirus Thread

[Orangeslice13]

So it turns out Red was taking the 2 meds for Lyme that are now killing the Kung Flu. We have enough here for the whole family. I’m almost out of TP but I got meds.

 

[joevol33]

So it turns out Red was taking the 2 meds for Lyme that are now killing the Kung Flu. We have enough here for the whole family. I’m almost out of TP but I got meds.

One that they're having positive results with is one of. My wife's lupus medications.

 

[joevol33]

But I have toilet paper also!!

 

[joevol33]

And I've offered my neighbors some if they need it

 

[hmanvolfan]

But I have toilet paper also!!

Hoarder.

 

[Orangeslice13]

But I have toilet paper also!!

So you have a 50% chance of dying but it will be with clean underwear on

 

[joevol33]

Hoarder.

Nah, I went to buy one 12 pack, and was given another!

 

[joevol33]

So you have a 50% chance of dying but it will be with clean underwear on

Exactly!

 

[Orangeslice13]

Nah, I went to buy one 12 pack, and was given another!

I’m just going to steal a mega roll from the Home Depot rest room

 

[NorCalVol67]

I’m just going to steal a mega roll from the Home Depot rest room

That roll has the Vid all over it.

 

[Orangeslice13]

That roll has the Vid all over it.

Lysol FTW

 

[joevol33]

I can't remember if I posted this, but anyway- buddy of mine has an older Chevy truck, and the doors don't lock. He found a pack of toilet paper the other night, and had it in his truck. He stopped to pick up dinner, and when he came out someone had taken it. They did leave him one roll from a 12 pack. I know it's wrong, but I laughed. I did offer him some, and told him where to find some.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

, right back at you, my friend.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Lysol FTW

Need to wipe ever sheet with Clorox wipes to be completely sure.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Nah, I went to buy one 12 pack, and was given another!

 

[Orangeslice13]

Need to wipe ever sheet with Clorox wipes to be completely sure.

I think I’ll just wipe my ass with the Clorox wipes instead

 

[Orangeredblooded]

I think I’ll just wipe my ass with the Clorox wipes instead

Make sure you Lysol your behind after also.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Make sure you Lysol your behind after also.

Followed by a refreshing spritz of mountain scented febreeze.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Followed by a refreshing spritz of mountain scented febreeze.

Gotta have a spritz of something to cover the smell of hospital.

 

[rocytop2624]

Just need a bidet sprinkle.

 

[theFallGuy]

wtf

 

[theFallGuy]

I've been wiping my ass with CNN articles

 

[theFallGuy]

i never run out of TP that way

 

[theFallGuy]

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