The Official Bada** Quote Thread

#77
#77
Tell them to back off before I turn your head into a canoe.


Wyatt earp - tombstone
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#80
#80
Jack Crabb: General, you go down there.
General Custer: You're advising me to go into the Coulee?
Jack Crabb: Yes sir.
General Custer: There are no Indians there, I suppose.
Jack Crabb: I didn't say that. There are thousands of Indians down there. And when they get done with you, there won't be nothing left but a greasy stain. This ain't the Wash i ta River, General, and them ain't helpless women and children waiting for you. They're Cheyenne brave, and Sioux. You go down there, General, if you've got the nerve.
General Custer: Still trying to outsmart me, aren't you, mule-skinner. You want me to think that you don't want me to go down there, but the subtle truth is you really *don't* want me to go down there!
 
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#82
#82
No, what you have are bullets and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer standing, because if I am you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.

V
 
#83
#83
Old Lodge Skins: Today is a good day to die.

Old Lodge Skins: Come out and fight! It is a good day to die! Thank You for making me a Human Being! Thank You for helpin' me to become a warrior! Thank You for my victories, and for my defeats! Thank You for my vision, and the blindness in which I saw further! You make all things and direct them in their ways, O Grandfather. And now You have decided the Human Beings will soon walk a road that leads nowhere. I am gonna die now, unless death wants to fight. And I ask You for the last time to grant me my old power to make things happen.
[Lies down to die. After a moment, props himself up on his elbows to add:]
Old Lodge Skins: Take care of my son here. See that he doesn't go crazy.
 
#84
#84
"If you really have to ask then you're an idiot." - anonymous
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#85
#85
"Yippee Ky-Yay Mother****er!" - Bruce Willis in Die Hard
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#88
#88
"The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed."

--Stephen King
 
#90
#90
If you can't take the heat, get your ass out the kitchen. We're on a mission.--Coolio
 
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#91
#91
"You're talking to my guy all wrong, that's the wrong tone. Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron."
- Christopher Walken
 
#92
#92
Joe Dirt: So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis?
Kicking Wing: No.
Joe Dirt: Oh come on, man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
Kicking Wing: No, I don't.
Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
Joe Dirt: Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer.
 
#93
#93
From my favorite movie all time

Verbal Kint: Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.
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#94
#94
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#95
#95
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Last Words Of:
Tom "Black Jack" Ketchum, convicted murderer
Tom Ketchum was a thief, a murderer and worst of all a "morning person." It's why he had such tremendous verve despite his hanging being so early in the day. No executioner should be subjected to racket like this before their coffee has kicked in.
It's probably why Ketchum was "accidentally" afforded some additional slack in the line which caused him to be decapitated when he dropped through the gallows. Ooopsie.
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#96
#96
DD4ME said:
From my favorite movie all time

Verbal Kint: Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.
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Agree!
 
#97
#97
John Bernard Books: I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.
 
#99
#99
"satan will reign down your throat with hot acid, dissolve your testicals, and turn your guts into snakes!"-that drink off the ATHF movie:naughty::naughty:
 
#100
#100
"Life can never seem so real as when it faces extinction"
-U.S Marine Corporal Ron Szpond, Vietnam - 1966
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