The Official Bada** Quote Thread

#26
#26
"I would walk through Hell in a gasoline suit to keep playing baseball."
Pete Rose
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#27
#27
"We of the RAR used to laugh at your soldiers. To us they looked like boys. But they have showed us how to fight. They have the faces of boys, but they fight like lions."
Platoon Warrant Officer Herod, the RAR
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On "The Saints" Recondo Troop, Rhodesian Light Infantry
 
#32
#32
"Give me an army of West Point graduates, and I'll win
a battle. Give me a handful of Texas Aggies, and I'll
win a war." - Gen. George Patton
 
#34
#34
yankee_vol said:
the thread for bada** quotes

war is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. - john stuart mill
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bigpapavol said:
i am maximus decimus meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, marcus aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife and i will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
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volger said:
allow me to finish.

Why johnny ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.
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win.
 
#35
#35
Bartlet: I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality an abomination.Dr. Jenna Jacobs: I don't say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does.President Josiah Bartlet: Yes it does. Leviticus.Dr. Jenna Jacobs: 18:22.President Josiah Bartlet: Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I have you here. I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that, can I ask another? My Chief of Staff Leo McGarry insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself or is it okay to call the police? Here's one that's really important because we've got a lot of sports fans in this town: touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you? One last thing: while you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building, when the President stands, nobody sits.
 
#36
#36
I'm gonna quote the late, great, Colonel Sanders who said, "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
 
#37
#37
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Edit: Sorry BPV, didn't see it posted
 
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#38
#38
orange+white=heaven said:
Bartlet: I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality an abomination.Dr. Jenna Jacobs: I don't say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does.: Yes it does. Leviticus.Dr. Jenna Jacobs: 18:22.: Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I have you here. I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that, can I ask another? My Chief of Staff Leo McGarry insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself or is it okay to call the police? Here's one that's really important because we've got a lot of sports fans in this town: touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you? One last thing: while you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building, when the President stands, nobody sits.
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A little easier to see the pwnage in context :good!:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHaVUjjH3EI[/youtube]
 
#40
#40
That president would've won my support after witnessing that. Perfect balance between smartass and power to a disrespecting person
 
#41
#41
"You are generous as you are divine, O king of kings. Such an offer only a madman would refuse. But the, uh, the idea of kneeling, it's- You see, slaughtering all those men of yours has, uh, well it's left a nasty cramp in my leg, so kneeling will be hard for me."
 
#42
#42
"Shomer fu**** shabbos!

walter.jpg
 
#43
#43
I don't know who you are. But I will find you. And I will kill you.

Can't remember the movie it's from, but it's a cold badarse line.
 
#46
#46
Hobock said:
No he didn't. You need the entire quote to feel it...

‪Taken - Phone Scene‬‏ - YouTube
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For those of us at work with a filter, here's the transcript.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.


Another awesome little monologue from the movie.
You know, we used to outsource this kind of thing. But what we found was the countries we outsourced to had unreliable power grids. Very Third World. You'd turn on a switch - power wouldn't come on, and then tempers would get short. People would resort to pulling fingernails. Acid drips on bare skin. The whole exercise would become counterproductive. But here, the power's stable. Here, there's a nice even flow. Here, you can flip a switch and the power stays on all day. Where is she?
 
#48
#48
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heilein
 
#49
#49
The most persistent sound which reverberates through men's history is the beating of war drums. - Arthur Koestler
 
#50
#50
"You Fool! You fell victim to one of the clathic blunderth. The motht famousth is "never get in a land war in Asia, and the thslightly lether known, "never go againsthst a Thithilian when death isth on the line".
 
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