the official ask dickens821 anything thread.

[egotisticalmoron]

dickens seems to know a lot about everything, and a lot of nothing. he should definitely be able to answer your questions, or at least make something up.

i'll go first.



dear dickens,

sometimes when i lean to one side, my ribs make a popping sound. am i overweight?

 

[egotisticalmoron]

and my second question for you is how would you rate bush-sixteen stone on a scale from 1-16.

 

[joeydupree]

Sometimes when I inhale it feels like my ribs are broken. Is it the same thing?

 

[joeydupree]

Dear D821,

Who is bush-sixteen stone ?

 

[dickens821]

All factors would indicate yes.
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[dickens821]

Sometimes when I inhale it feels like my ribs are broken. Is it the same thing?

Yes
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[egotisticalmoron]

at a movie theater, which arm rest is considered 'yours'?

 

[dickens821]

at a movie theater, which arm rest is considered 'yours'?

Both, of course
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[egotisticalmoron]

can you explain to me why there are holes in crackers?

 

[dickens821]

can you explain to me why there are holes in crackers?

There aren't holes in all crackers.
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[joeydupree]

D821, do you have any grey poupon ? (sp?)

 

[dickens821]

D821, do you have any grey poupon ? (sp?)

Sadly, no. It is delicious though.
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[joeydupree]

Could you at least tell me how to spell it ?

 

[egotisticalmoron]

i knew i'd learn a lot from this thread.

dickens, one last question before i go eat.

if i kicked your ass, do you think you'd get on here the same night and still answer the questions i had for you?

i'll hang up and listen, thanks.

 

[dickens821]

Spelled 'Grey Poupon'
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[dickens821]

i knew i'd learn a lot from this thread.

dickens, one last question before i go eat.

if i kicked your ass, do you think you'd get on here the same night and still answer the questions i had for you?

i'll hang up and listen, thanks.

1) you wouldn't kick my ass

2) of course I would.
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[joeydupree]

So, who is Manny Ramirez going to sign with? And is anyone going to trade for the rights to Mike Vick ?

 

[dickens821]

So, who is Manny Ramirez going to sign with? And is anyone going to trade for the rights to Mike Vick ?

1) Dodgers

2) no.
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[joeydupree]

When are you going to change your avatar ?

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Hi Dickens. First time caller long time listener.

What is Klingon for "Would you like fries with that?". 5150 is working a Trek convention next week and is afraid to ask.
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[dickens821]

Whenever I need some strange again. But not quite yet.
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[Proud2BaVol]

What are your Great Expectations?

 

[joeydupree]

Sorry, I was watching highlights of Bryce Brown and David Oku...
Do we land one of them, D821 ?

 

[dickens821]

What are your Great Expectations?

I expect the vols to be preety good next year.
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[joeydupree]

Who is Volball333 ?