The Official 2nd Annual Zone Tailgate planning thread

[UTGnome]

also, someone bring some cigarettes. Preferably Virginia Slims

I figured you would smoke Capri's.

 

[YankeeVol]

ghey

I don't actually smoke. But all the "cool guys" I know smoke Newports

 

[theFallGuy]

I figured you would smoke Capri's.

these are quality

 

[Volz4lif3]

these are quality

Cloves those staanky mfers

 

[Hobock]

FYI, at the tailgate, Team Modbock has turned into a party of 3.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

FYI, at the tailgate, Team Modbock has turned into a party of 3.

Two Asian hookers?

 

[Hobock]

Two Asian hookers?

On a serious note, my brother is meeting-up with Mama Modbock and I. I haven't seen him in a few months. He moved to Charleston, SC. He's a UT Grad and was a 4-year starter for the BaseVols from 2007-2011.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

SweeT!

 

[Hobock]

SweeT, fo sho, brah!

 

[blupotato]

On a serious note, my brother is meeting-up with Mama Modbock and I. I haven't seen him in a few months. He moved to Charleston, SC. He's a UT Grad and was a 4-year starter for the BaseVols from 2007-2011.

Were you 40 when he was born?

 

[Hobock]

Good catch, Tatters. There's an 11-year age gap. Different mamas.

 

[theFallGuy]

Were you 40 when he was born?

lulz

 

[UTGnome]

On a serious note, my brother is meeting-up with Mama Modbock and I. I haven't seen him in a few months. He moved to Charleston, SC. He's a UT Grad and was a 4-year starter for the BaseVols from 2007-2011.

Cool Modbock, did he play any pro ball?

 

[Hobock]

Cool Modbock, did he play any pro ball?

No but he was drafted out of HS.

 

[UTGnome]

I won't press for details. But I have tried to narrow him down looking at the rosters.

I know I guy playing AAA ball for the Red Sox. His dad is my son's gym teacher.

 

[Hobock]

You have plenty of info to figure it out. 199 career hits. Top-10 all-time at UT in career singles.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

You have plenty of info to figure it out. 199 career hits. Top-10 all-time at UT in career singles.

Don't encourage his stalker tendencies!

 

[UTGnome]

Don't encourage his stalker tendencies!

I have been informed that it would be in my best interest to give up that hobby.

 

[theFallGuy]

I have been informed that it would be in my best interest to give up that hobby.

why are u parked in front of my house in a white van right now?

 

[UTGnome]

why are u parked in front of my house in a white van right now?

No, but you do need to pick up those Mad Dog bottles in the yard.

 

[Aavoxx]

Gnome, go see if Stock and Barrel opened today as advertised, since you work downtown. TIA.

 

[UTGnome]

Voxx, here is you Market Square report.

The idoits are still trying out for American Idol.
Tupelo Honey is still closed for water damage.
Soccer Taco got new outdoor chairs, they look like the straight edges from the Orange Leaf chairs.
Blue Coast Burrito is closed for remodeling.

According to the chalkboard sign out front. Stock and Barrel is open.

 

[Aavoxx]

Voxx, here is you Market Square report.

The idoits are still trying out for American Idol.
Tupelo Honey is still closed for water damage.
Soccer Taco got new outdoor chairs, they look like the straight edges from the Orange Leaf chairs.
Blue Coast Burrito is closed for remodeling.

According to the chalkboard sign out front. Stock and Barrel is open.

Excellent job, Gnome.

 

[vol_in_ar]

Will there be cucumber sandwiches and boxed wine at this tailgate?

Only if you are bringing the funnel

 

[Toujours Pret]

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