The Neverending Story..

[volmanjr]

run into the search committee from Alerbamer having a power breakfast before heading to Kentucky to see if Randy Sanders was ready to make the leap to HC.

 

[VolTSX23]

and they thought he was the next best thing to bear so they

 

[Vol Mania 21]

offered him a 20 year 95 million dollar contract and were gettin his statue made for the walk of champions and..

 

[hohenfelsvol]

were setting up a meeting with Pedro to get the cash in unmarked bills to make payment. Then the wierdest thing happened. Randy went....

 

[Vol Mania 21]

and took the biggest dump ever, and then he....

 

[VolTSX23]

got a fork and knife and....

 

[volsgal03]

went to town and said "damn that was some good eatin"

 

[mattvols]

then immedietly ran to the bathroom

 

[VolTSX23]

when he opened the door he found...

 

[Vol Mania 21]

Mike Shula

 

[VolTSX23]

crying, he wasnt sure what to do so he....

 

[Vol Mania 21]

just went ahead and peed all over Shula and then...

 

[VolTSX23]

Fired him

 

[Vol Mania 21]

and then gave him a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face then a karate chop to the throat then....

 

[volsgal03]

threw him out the window and said "

 

[volmanjr]

Stupid is as stupid does".

 

[Vol Mania 21]

may ur steak houses be as successful as u were at Alabama, then...

 

[volsgal03]

out of nowhere he heard this big crash and ran downstairs

 

[mattvols]

and it was Forest Gump totalling his car on his way to interview for the bama job.

 

[dan4vols]

Someone shouted...Who the hell is that?!

 

[volmanjr]

"I don't know, but he sure is fast!"

 

[hohenfelsvol]

The someone said, "Get that man a helmet and pads."

 

[Vol Mania 21]

and then Jenny came in and said she's been sleeping around and has AIDS, then....

 

[dan4vols]

Mal Moore slumped in his chair and sighed...aw crap can it get any worse around here?

 

[VolTSX23]

And then he said Only if I could ask Bear what to do