The Neverending Story..

#252
#252
It was God coming out of the heavens wearing a tee shirt that said..."
 
#253
#253
"You must never settle for less than you are capable of, and never allow things to happen that just shouldn't be."
 
#257
#257
but as time passed people began to realize that the greatest thing to fear is fear itself, so they began to...
 
#259
#259
their fears were so fearful that they couldn't help but fear them. So they went down to the Wal-greens and bought all the orange nightlights they had. This helped them forget their fears and finally get a good night's sleep. But all they could dream about was....
 
#262
#262
They decided to count sheep until they had reached 48,658 and then they would have a drink.
 
#263
#263
But this drinking coulkd only dull the pain of having their butts handed to them by the Hoggs. So the next week they eliminated their pain by hanging 70 points on the doors.
 
#264
#264
And just when they started to feel better about themselves they realized that Vandy is still Vandy.
 
#266
#266
shot them off in the air next to an apartment complex on campus so that they can get arrested.
 
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#267
Then they invited the U of M players over for a post bail bar-b-que and watched highlight films of bar brawls and bench clearers until 3 am.
 
#268
#268
Then they all stormed ESPN and demanded a recount of the Hypesman votes.
 
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#270
...all demanded that the BCS be disbanned or Lee Corso would be hung, then shot, to which ESPN responded....
 
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#274
Then someone said " Man all this lynching and executing is making me hungry! Who's up for hot wings and waffles?!"
 
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