The MF'n Finals Thread

[BadJerry20]

Lebron took 10 less shots than his teammates and has just as many points.

Maybe he should shoot more like MJ would

 

[BadJerry20]

I will stuff you in a locker!

I will **** in your backpack

 

[bleedorange0037]

Lebron took 10 less shots than his teammates and has just as many points.

The whole theory of the way this team was constructed revolved around getting three superstars and then just filling out the rosters with scrubs or old fossils that would play on the cheap to chase a ring. It worked great when they got production from the superstars, but this year with Wade all but used up and Bosh pulling a disappearing act, LeBron looks as helpless out there as he did in his Cleveland days. I almost feel bad for him. Almost.

 

[govols1864]

Maybe he should shoot more like MJ would

I wish he would be like Durant every night. Take 30 shots.

 

[firestorm]

More twists than a twizzler

More turns than a fast and furious movie.

On a serious notei am going to chicago this week.
Cant wait along with eat the amazing pizza.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Sage Steele though!

 

[volfanCLT]

I wish he would be like Durant every night. Take 30 shots.

You spelled Westbrook wrong

 

[BadJerry20]

I wish he would be like Durant every night. Take 30 shots.

He's more Magic than MJ.

Seriously some games he should be more selfish.

 

[BadJerry20]

You spelled Westbrook wrong

Lol liked

 

[govols1864]

You spelled Westbrook wrong

True.

 

[bleedorange0037]

You spelled Westbrook wrong

That's what I was thinking. Lots of nights Westbrook doesn't allow Durant to take 30 shots.

 

[volinreallife]

Maybe he should shoot more like MJ would

You gotta sense what your team needs. He is not.

 

[volinreallife]

Sage Steele though!

Balls deep.

 

[BadJerry20]

More turns than a fast and furious movie.

On a serious notei am going to chicago this week.
Cant wait along with eat the amazing pizza.

More spankings than a strippers birthday

 

[BadJerry20]

That's what I was thinking. Lots of nights Westbrook doesn't allow Durant to take 30 shots.

A lot of nights KD doesn't allow KD to take 30 shots, Brooks too. Their offense in halfcourt is trash.

 

[volfanCLT]

More turns than a fast and furious movie.

On a serious notei am going to chicago this week.
Cant wait along with eat the amazing pizza.

Do yourself a favor and get a couple dogs from Portillo's. You won't regret it

 

[BadJerry20]

You gotta sense what your team needs. He is not.

Miami should trade him for Kemba Walker that dudes clutch

 

[BadJerry20]

Balls deep.

So a couple inches?

 

[firestorm]

More spankings than a strippers birthday

Youve been to strippers birthdays?

 

[BadJerry20]

Youve been to strippers birthdays?

Yeah, You haven't lived till you've spanked a crying stripper.

 

[bleedorange0037]

I feel like I'm not going to miss hearing "Hey mom! Can Kevin Durant join our Sprint framily plan?" and "Hey Chuck, kick the beat!" every 10 minutes once The Finals are over.

 

[volfanCLT]

Youve been to strippers birthdays?

You haven't?? What a prude

 

[volinreallife]

So a couple inches?

7 and 3 quaters

 

[volfanCLT]

7 and 3 quaters

Measuring from the bunghole doesn't count

 

[govols1864]

Wade misses at rim and walks up court.