The meltdown that is happening on the Vandy message boards

#1,427
#1,427
They have turned to writing poetry like broken hearted teenage girls.


How I Learned to Stop Worrying & Love our Coach

Oh, when our hero fled,
Our future seemed full of dread.
Then from Cali came a man,
He arrived with a plan!

We’ll run the 3-4, we’ll have one QB.
On those two notions, we could all agree.
Finally our chance! We can make the big dance!
No one gave the doubters a secondary glance.

Look at his record! Look what he’s done!
He stopped the Ducks—the pass and the run!
Such a man must surely be ready to lead,
We ran to welcome him—a Jess Neely stampede.

Since that time, things seem strange.
We lost to Temple, but we must look long range!
The players respect him and he speaks so well.
This man has more power than a voltaic cell.

Trust the process! You know what I mean?
Sure, he serves us this s*** like the finest cuisine,
Yet we still love him; He’s your coach and mine.
The man has a process, that’s the bottom line!

What kind of fan are you, expecting to win?
Just do what we do—take it all on the chin.
It’s part of the process, oh fans, don’t you see?
So what if our team bonds like hemophilia B?

Trust the process! Trust what it means,
In terms of our fan base, in terms of our team.
I was once doubtful—yes, even me.
I even once thought: “SAME OLD VANDY!”

We’re back where we were, but hey that’s okay!
Our school is the best in the SEC anyway.
Football is boring, who really cares? Not me!
All that matters is our average ACT.

Trust the process! You know what I mean?
We’re in deep water, but we brought a submarine!
Trust the process! You know what I mean?
To doubt our coach now would just be obscene.

Trust the process! You know what I mean?
Soon we’ll be winning, just like Charlie Sheen.
Just stay excited, just be positive.
One thing I know—our practice will be causative.

Through all of this process, I’ve learned to be,
A card-carrying member of club SAME OLD VANDY!
But I trust our coach, and you should too!
After all, my friends, what else can you do?
 
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#1,431
#1,431
Vandy=Bill Clinton?
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#1,433
#1,433
MustafaRasta said:
I would like to use one of my 3 wishes.

Lane Kiffin to Vandy.

Make it happen.
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I can hear the selection committee now. "Alright we won a few games with a prick, he used us and has gone on to greener pastures. We need another prick. We need to go big here to keep the fanbase placated. I need names people who is a bigger prick than coach poach?"
 
#1,434
#1,434
Re: What are our realistic options?
Maybe..MAYBE a win over mass.. and Kentucky is a draw currently.. no favorite.. rest of the season? Forget it.. stick a very long linguini fork in it.. it's done, over and finished.
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Kentucky a draw? Even Kentucky is going to make sure the anchors stay at the bottom. I wonder when current commits start dropping the anchor.
 
#1,436
#1,436
BowlBrother85 said:
In the thread entitled, "As much as I hate to admit it, only two games in" the Vandy poster immyaxl, that was banned from VN posts that, "UT losing is all that I've got left.".... How pathetic that must be as a fan when all he has to look forward to when watching college football is the hope that their big brother will lose??? I think that sums up most Vandy fans though. Same old Vandy = Sure, we suck but Tennessee might lose too so we are fine with it.
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Sounds like a NC Stupid fan concerned about UNC. Vandy fans and NC Stupid fans are scum.
 
#1,440
#1,440
MustafaRasta said:
I would like to use one of my 3 wishes.

Lane Kiffin to Vandy.

Make it happen.
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That would be nice, but given Lane's luck in life, we can all expect him to end up being the next head coach of the Dallas Cowboys after he's fired from Bama in a couple of years.

That guy stumbles and bumbles his way into better jobs.
 
#1,441
#1,441
Doyle Hargraves said:
They have turned to writing poetry like broken hearted teenage girls.


How I Learned to Stop Worrying & Love our Coach

Oh, when our hero fled,
Our future seemed full of dread.
Then from Cali came a man,
He arrived with a plan!

We’ll run the 3-4, we’ll have one QB.
On those two notions, we could all agree.
Finally our chance! We can make the big dance!
No one gave the doubters a secondary glance.

Look at his record! Look what he’s done!
He stopped the Ducks—the pass and the run!
Such a man must surely be ready to lead,
We ran to welcome him—a Jess Neely stampede.

Since that time, things seem strange.
We lost to Temple, but we must look long range!
The players respect him and he speaks so well.
This man has more power than a voltaic cell.

Trust the process! You know what I mean?
Sure, he serves us this s*** like the finest cuisine,
Yet we still love him; He’s your coach and mine.
The man has a process, that’s the bottom line!

What kind of fan are you, expecting to win?
Just do what we do—take it all on the chin.
It’s part of the process, oh fans, don’t you see?
So what if our team bonds like hemophilia B?

Trust the process! Trust what it means,
In terms of our fan base, in terms of our team.
I was once doubtful—yes, even me.
I even once thought: “SAME OLD VANDY!”

We’re back where we were, but hey that’s okay!
Our school is the best in the SEC anyway.
Football is boring, who really cares? Not me!
All that matters is our average ACT.

Trust the process! You know what I mean?
We’re in deep water, but we brought a submarine!
Trust the process! You know what I mean?
To doubt our coach now would just be obscene.

Trust the process! You know what I mean?
Soon we’ll be winning, just like Charlie Sheen.
Just stay excited, just be positive.
One thing I know—our practice will be causative.

Through all of this process, I’ve learned to be,
A card-carrying member of club SAME OLD VANDY!
But I trust our coach, and you should too!
After all, my friends, what else can you do?
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What kind of damn loser writes poetry!
 
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#1,442
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Doyle Hargraves said:
Lol!
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How's this for life? I have a bunch of Vandy and NC Stupid grads on one side of my family. You talk about wanting to sew your head to a rug? That's about all I want to do when I'm around them.

Vandy has already imploded. And it is wonderful. NC Stupid, I can feel it. It's just right around the corner. They keep skirting by, but it's coming.
 
#1,450
#1,450
Oh, and will the posters who claimed we would lose to Vandy this year, please stand up?

You said it. Own up to it and be recognized for the public ridicule you so richly deserve.
 
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