The Last Person to post wins XVIII

[malinoisvol]

Fornickaysheon

 

[joevol33]

Boom?

 

[malinoisvol]

Invitasheon

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Rejected

 

[joevol33]

Those words are from something, and I can't place it. Adam Sandler?

 

[malinoisvol]

Those words are from something, and I can't place it. Adam Sandler?

Haha. Maybe. I know Kevin James in King of Queens pronounces them that way.

 

[malinoisvol]

She was a blonde-haired beauty with big brown eyes
And points all her own sitting way up high
Way up firm and high

(Modified)

 

[joevol33]

Bout time for work

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Bout time for work

Motor mouth can handle it

 

[Tin Man]

My wife used to listen to Bob Seeger when he played in garages and clubs, before he got a record deal.

 

[malinoisvol]

HBPW LOVES her some Bob Seger.

 

[Tin Man]

Yeah, and I misspelled his name... [facepalm]

 

[joevol33]

Is Bob the one who sang "secret lovers "? When I got my first public job at Burger King, I worked with a woman, much older, who called me in the back one night. She said I have a song for you, then played secret lovers. She then explained how she wanted me and her to be that.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

@joevol33 was hooking up with a chick from BK

 

[joevol33]

@joevol33 was hooking up with a chick from BK

There's an epic punch line here, but I'm gonna pass

 

[malinoisvol]

Is Bob the one who sang "secret lovers "? When I got my first public job at Burger King, I worked with a woman, much older, who called me in the back one night. She said I have a song for you, then played secret lovers. She then explained how she wanted me and her to be that.

I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

 

[hmanvolfan]

Joey gettin busy with the BK hot momma

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

There's a joke about a junior Whopper in there somewhere

 

[malinoisvol]

Hold the pickles
Hold the lettuce

 

[joevol33]

There's a joke about a junior Whopper in there somewhere

I was gonna say she wanted the whopper, but I knew someone would bring up Jr

 

[malinoisvol]

Watching Maximum Overdrive. Love the sound track!

 

[joevol33]

Watching Maximum Overdrive. Love the sound track!

Been a while since I saw that one

 

[malinoisvol]

Been a while since I saw that one

Been a long time for me too. I forgot this was Stephen King movie.

 

[joevol33]

Been a long time for me too. I forgot this was Stephen King movie.

#metoo

 

[joevol33]

Boom