The Last Person to post wins XVIII

#3,851
#3,851
Behr said:
I know, I hesitated even posting it paraphrased.

There was another, its bad too, but I've got a sick sense of humor and find it funny. Obviously I have to change some words. Read at your own risk....

I was behind my girlfriend having sex when she farted. I just smacked her butt and said ssshhhhh, youre next little fella.
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Ha! That's hilarious
 
#3,853
#3,853
joevol33 said:
It's getting time to get ready. At least I won't be hurting tonight!
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#3,855
#3,855
Behr said:
I can't post the actual meme because of the language, but I can paraphrase. Lol. There were actually a couple...

"My husband and son were playing a video game in the living room. My husband said yea well, I f'ed your mom. My son said Lol I've been deeper in that chit than you could even dream about". I didn't even know what to say..."
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that kid wasn't lying.
 
#3,857
#3,857
I tried to watch Hachi again, this time without letting it affect my feelers.

Failed.
 
#3,858
#3,858
I had to take my Czech to the vet yesterday for her annual visit. While there, I seen a beautiful, medium sized, solid black dog. She had just came out of surgery. They had to remove her right front leg. She was extremely happy to see her owner!

I must admit, it tugged at the heart strings just a tad.
 
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#3,859
#3,859
My kidney stone moved yesterday while I was in the kitchen, and I hit the floor. My dog came over and just stared at me like I was stoopid 😆😆
 
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#3,860
#3,860
I haven't watched it since Behr has been gone. When Geres wife Joan Allen sees Hachi at the train station towards the end....damn that was rough.
 
#3,861
#3,861
Behr said:
I haven't watched it since Behr has been gone. When Geres wife Joan Allen sees Hachi at the train station towards the end....damn that was rough.
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I don't think I've seen that one.
 
#3,865
#3,865
Its a true story. The actual story took place in Japan with a Japanese man, but the story itself is true. It has some cool facts at the end about it. Really amazing.
 
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#3,866
#3,866
Bout to put my gtfo pants on. Lol.

Some people just don't know how to let loose and have a little fun.
 
#3,868
#3,868
Remember when we lost the keys and you lost more than that in my back seat baby...
 
#3,869
#3,869
I miss the "users online" tag. It seems awful slow right now, like 1200 or so would the number.
 
#3,870
#3,870
Behr said:
Its a true story. The actual story took place in Japan with a Japanese man, but the story itself is true. It has some cool facts at the end about it. Really amazing.
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Cool, I'll keep an eye out for it
 
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