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#3,831
#3,831
Imagine those tatas after she's born and nursed 3 kids (prior to which, she had the implants removed), is 60-something, and has lived in FLA the entire time...
 
#3,834
#3,834
Joe, you still carrying the rock?

You need to get better quickly! Ima need some help tearing down the goal post.
 
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#3,835
Oh oH oh...now playing on this station for the first time, that I've noticed...


Stuck inside these four walls, sent inside forever,
Never seeing no one nice again like you,
Mama you, mama you...
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#3,839
Zero pain this morning. Pretty sure it's in my bladder, but didn't notice anything come out when I peed. I'm not hurting at all though, should shoot that baby out any minute!
malinoisvol said:
Joe, you still carrying the rock?

You need to get better quickly! Ima need some help tearing down the goal post.
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#3,846
#3,846
I can't post the actual meme because of the language, but I can paraphrase. Lol. There were actually a couple...

"My husband and son were playing a video game in the living room. My husband said yea well, I f'ed your mom. My son said Lol I've been deeper in that chit than you could even dream about". I didn't even know what to say..."
 
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Behr said:
I can't post the actual meme because of the language, but I can paraphrase. Lol. There were actually a couple...

"My husband and son were playing a video game in the living room. My husband said yea well, I f'ed your mom. My son said Lol I've been deeper in that chit than you could even dream about". I didn't even know what to say..."
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:eek: I'm speechless! :eek:
 
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#3,848
malinoisvol said:
Was it a grain of sand or something students could paint on?
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About average for me, like the end of an ink pen. Amazing how something that small makes you immobile, haha. I've still been nauseous since I passed it though.
 
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#3,849
MyBloodRunnethOrange said:
:eek: I'm speechless! :eek:
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I know, I hesitated even posting it paraphrased.

There was another, its bad too, but I've got a sick sense of humor and find it funny. Obviously I have to change some words. Read at your own risk....

I was behind my girlfriend having sex when she farted. I just smacked her butt and said ssshhhhh, youre next little fella.
 
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Behr said:
I know, I hesitated even posting it paraphrased.

There was another, its bad too, but I've got a sick sense of humor and find it funny. Obviously I have to change some words. Read at your own risk....

I was behind my girlfriend having sex when she farted. I just smacked her butt and said ssshhhhh, youre next little fella.
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"Little fella" - Telling.
 
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