malinoisvol
Pick up your Balls and Rattle your Cannons!
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Joe would love it here. Every year, Hot Springs tags a certain number of fish and releases them into the lake. If you catch one of the tagged fish, depending on it's tag, it could be worth $500, $1,000, or $1,500 dollars. There is a total of $85,000 worth of tagged fish in the lake.
Cool story bro time.
Was at the checkout at Publix this morning. It was early and only 1 lane open. Chick in front of me had an almost full basket (buggy, for Joey) and I had 1 item. The guy in front of her was paying and she had just started unloading.
She looked back at me and my 1 item, then kept unloading. Bish.
So, she got ready to pay....credit card declined. HAHAHA.
She starts checking to see how much cash she has and looks back at me. Lulz, I just looked straight in her eyes and said "you gotta admit this is funny". She knew.
Anyway...
She was 7 and change short and was trying to figure out what to put back. I noticed she had baby formula and most of the other stuff seemed like necessity items, jmo. So I handed her a 10 and said "I have 10 too much".
Forgot to mention she was smokin hot and was dressed "appropriately".
She almost cried and after several refusals to accept it, she finally did.
Skipping forward, she was adamant about paying it back and wasn't going to accept it if I wouldn't let her. We agreed to meet back there at 11.
I get home and tell Chupa about it. She's like " what does she look like?"
So Chupa is on her way to Publix to meet "Tonya" to get the 10 bucks.
My version of Olive "Oil Can."
Let me tell you guys what happened to me this morning. Nothing. Nothing happened. I got up around 9:15 and moseyed to the couch and watched the cable version of Ace Ventura. No wife or kids were home then....it was realy relaxing and great.
Bugs suck!Cool story, bro.
Today has been a good karma day, though I don't really believe in it.
One of my neighbors that moved here a few months ago, had made comments about me wearing socks with flip flops. Today he's wearing socks with flip flops. Lulz.
It might look funny to some, but after their ankles and feet get eaten and bleed from skeeters and noseeums, they stop giving a shat.
