The Last Person to post wins XVII

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I got a drink in my hand I got my toes in the sand all I need is a beautiful girl like the one I got on the hill, she won't do it but her sister will.
 
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You have my mind swirling in thought. Morphed lyrics? I like it!




Hey I was just a skinny lad, little too tall, could've used a few pounds, she was a black head beauty with big fat Fanny She was such a naughty nanny

Queen Bob
 
Sylvia's mother says "Sylvia's hurrying she's catching the Midnight Train, Train to Georgia.

Dr. Blackfoot Knight
 
Little Pink Houses for you and me and you and a dog named Boo, traveling and living off the land.

Couger Lobo
 
I turn on the tube and what do I see
A whole lot of people crying "don't blame me"
They point their crooked little finger at everybody else
Spend all their time feeling sorry for themselves
Victim of this, victim of that
Your momma's too thin, your daddy's too fat
 
Two hundred down, and it's comin' 'round again.
Got no second choice.
Where's the justice and where's that law.
Raise your healthy voice and shout, let it all out. These are the things I can do without


Uncle Ted's Tears
 
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I turn on the tube and what do I see
A whole lot of people crying "don't blame me"
They point their crooked little finger at everybody else
Spend all their time feeling sorry for themselves
Victim of this, victim of that
Your momma's too thin, your daddy's too fat

All this whinin' and cryin' and pitchin' a fit
Get over it, get over it

This sounds like an unOFFICIAL theme song:)
 
Just watched the "Bartender Song" video. Pretty good and funny!

Sittin' at a Bar
 
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Lulz.

*some language


[Youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpenUvtiiUQ[/YouTube]
 
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I've watched like 5 times and still laugh. That's some stupit chit I would have done. Dude in the Chevy was probably running his mouth. Boon!
 

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