The Last Person to Post Wins XIV

[BearCat204]

This one work?

 

[BearCat204]

Man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist.

 

[BearCat204]

Basketball player who marry midget lady will be nuts over her.

 

[BearCat204]

Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn

 

[ImTheCrew]

You are wise beyond your years behr

 

[ImTheCrew]

Bear*

 

[VIF]

*bear

 

[ImTheCrew]

Ba air*

 

[BearCat204]

Women are like jazz music ... 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time

 

[ImTheCrew]

Bare*

 

[BearCat204]

*awesome

 

[VIF]

*allsome

 

[BearCat204]

Gay dinosaur is called Mega-sor-ass.

 

[BearCat204]

What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend's ass with a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken!

 

[BearCat204]

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

 

[BearCat204]

Man who plays with self pulls boner.

 

[BearCat204]

Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t.

 

[BearCat204]

Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.

 

[VIF]

who wins an across the country race between lesbians and gays?
Lesbians get there lickity split while the men are still home packing their crap

 

[BearCat204]

Don't sweat the petty stuff ... and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

 

[BearCat204]

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Someone had a lot of sexy chinese last night.

 

[BearCat204]

Girl who rides bicycle peddles ass all over town

 

[BearCat204]

Someone had a lot of sexy chinese last night.

fortune cookie bro

 

[BearCat204]

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.