VolGraduate
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If Baggett leaves will our receivers all transfer to the cowboys? If the receivers don't transfer to the cowboys will they need to grow extra fingers and an extra eye ball to be as good as they were with Baggett as coach? If they do grow extra fingers will Adidas customize receiver gloves or will they have to cut holes in their current gloves to make room for the extra fingers? If the receivers do grow extra fingers will that be an NCAA violation?
If the extra eye is deemed a violation will a simple eye patch remedy the violation? If the eye patch does remedy the violation will all our receivers be recruited by pirates? If some of our recievers can't swim will that affect their ability to become successful pirates? Will the receivers become Tennessee River pirates or will they go to another body of water such as the Gulf of Mexico to become pirates? Is the pay better for a TN River pirate or a Gulf of Mexico pirate? If they do become pirates for a year does that mean they are more likely or less likely to transfer to USC to play for Kiffin? Is Kiffin allowed to text them while they are learning to become pirates regardless of what body of water they are in? Is there a chance that Brett Favre will become their pirate coach since he may retire and he owns land near water? If Favre is their pirate coach will he be in violation of any pirate rules if he texts nude photos to his players and then denies it then admits it then denies it again? Will Favre receive the same penalty that Pearl received for lying to the investigators? If Fulmer were still here would Favre still be up for the pirate coaching job or would Buzz Peterson be a more likely candidate? If Buzz Peterson gets the job do you think that he will hire Johnny Majors to be the head bartender or at least a deckhand? These are all questions that I want answered if Bagget may leave or heads will roll.
If the extra eye is deemed a violation will a simple eye patch remedy the violation? If the eye patch does remedy the violation will all our receivers be recruited by pirates? If some of our recievers can't swim will that affect their ability to become successful pirates? Will the receivers become Tennessee River pirates or will they go to another body of water such as the Gulf of Mexico to become pirates? Is the pay better for a TN River pirate or a Gulf of Mexico pirate? If they do become pirates for a year does that mean they are more likely or less likely to transfer to USC to play for Kiffin? Is Kiffin allowed to text them while they are learning to become pirates regardless of what body of water they are in? Is there a chance that Brett Favre will become their pirate coach since he may retire and he owns land near water? If Favre is their pirate coach will he be in violation of any pirate rules if he texts nude photos to his players and then denies it then admits it then denies it again? Will Favre receive the same penalty that Pearl received for lying to the investigators? If Fulmer were still here would Favre still be up for the pirate coaching job or would Buzz Peterson be a more likely candidate? If Buzz Peterson gets the job do you think that he will hire Johnny Majors to be the head bartender or at least a deckhand? These are all questions that I want answered if Bagget may leave or heads will roll.
