The hman squirrel psychological counseling thread

[DD4ME]

Use was wrong, he's was playin possum

 

[hmanvolfan]

*hee

 

[smowkee]

It's ok to have a pellet gun, right? Right?

 

[theFallGuy]

why am I so drunk on a Friday at 915?

 

[hmanvolfan]

why am I so drunk on a Friday at 915?

You forgot to eat french fries, salad and pepto bismal before embarking on a night of imbibing in libations.

 

[theFallGuy]

why do I have so many relatives?

 

[hmanvolfan]

why do I have so many relatives?

Because your mom and dad and their brothers and sisters enjoy sexual relations. It's a good thing for the advancement of the species.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

this should be hman's new avy.

 

[hmanvolfan]

 

[tri_vol]

Why were chopsticks invented?

 

[hmanvolfan]

They were invented as a form of torture against the Anglo race by the Chinese.