The hman squirrel psychological counseling thread

[Thrasher865]

Tell hman about your mommy and daddy issues and he will uncover the underlying cause of your mental illness that has caused you to be exiled to the endzone.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Go frick yourself!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

gay

Also, why is virl the girl so jelli?

 

[81Bubbavol]

Banned ? Some of us choose to play in the zone, especially when other forums not to be named are either in meltdown mode or are wallowing in negativity !

Great idea for a thread. I can't wait to hear the psycocosmological wisdom of the squirrel !

 

[jhen713]

There's no hope for me.

 

[Thrasher865]

Great idea for a thread. I can't wait to hear the psycocosmological wisdom of the squirrel !

Thread wasn't my idea. Another poster recommended that hman give out psychological help, so I made the thread for him, since unspoken endzone rules dictate that a poster cannot make his own advice thread.

 

[possumslayer]

When I look at myself in a mirror I always get aroused ,is this normal ?
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[Behr]

I think Kim Kardasian (sp?) is nasty.....why does it seem I am the only one?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I think Kim Kardasian (sp?) is nasty.....why does it seem I am the only one?

You are not alone.

 

[Slydell]

Nope, not alone. I don't understand it.

 

[OJ]

When I look at myself in a mirror I always get aroused ,is this normal ?
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Does your wife know your using her magnifying makeup mirror? hahahaha couldn't resist.

 

[tri_vol]

The Lazarus Project is a weird little movie.

 

[hmanvolfan]

I think Kim Kardasian (sp?) is nasty.....why does it seem I am the only one?

That's why paper grocery bags were invented.

 

[rbroyles]

That's why paper grocery bags were invented.

Solid

 

[hmanvolfan]

Yeah, you can even paste a picture of a desirable woman's face on it.

 

[rbroyles]

Can you explain why I cannot get enough?

 

[hmanvolfan]

Can you explain why I cannot get enough?

Be more specific. Enough of what, wiener schnitzel?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Be more specific. Enough of what, wiener schnitzel?

I spoke with Mr Broyles privately. He said no schnitzel, just the weiner.

 

[rbroyles]

Mr. Mexico's nose is growing.

 

[punkcat]

I like to kill squirrels and eat them. Is that wrong?

 

[hmanvolfan]

I like to kill squirrels and eat them. Is that wrong?

You should seek professional help for your murderous tendencies. It may tend to create difficulties with your interaction with the females of your species. They tend to adore the furry tailed little rascals.

 

[DD4ME]

I see a dead mutant squirrel and 2 triumphant soldiers in this ink blot

What did the squirrel die of

 

[hmanvolfan]

I see a dead mutant squirrel and 2 triumphant soldiers in this ink blot

What did the squirrel die of

Boredom from reading your posts.

 

[DD4ME]

You're getting better

 

[hmanvolfan]

*yore