The greatest rivalry in the history of the world...

[OrangeEmpire]

Legion of Doom vs Hart Foundation

 

[utvolpj]

JYD vs. Ric Flair

 

[OrangeEmpire]

The best one never to happen.

Shawn Michaels vs Brett Hart.........

 

[orange+white=heaven]

Lassie vs. Rin Tin Tin

 

[volmanjr]

Marshall Dillon vs every 2 bit drifter to ride thru Dodge City

 

[utvolpj]

Tiger Woods vs.

(I'll finish this eventually)

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Tank Commanders

Heinz Guderian vs George Patton

 

[orange+white=heaven]

Tiger Woods vs.

(I'll finish this eventually)

Tiger Woods vs. His Driver off the tee.
(truly his only rival)

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Wile E. Coyote vs. Road Runner #1

 

[volmanjr]

Wile E. Coyote vs. Road Runner #1

thief! I gave that one already....................JK

Bugs Bunny vs Elmer Fudd

 

[jakez4ut]

Jerry the King Lawler vs. Andy Kaufman.....and david letterman.

 

[tidwell]

Wyatt Earp & Doc Holliday vs. The Clanton Gang

 

[bigtime]

DEKALB VS. CANNON

 

[milohimself]

Larry the Cable Guy vs. good jokes

That went over like a fart in a submarine

 

[tidwell]

I enjoyed it. :lol:

Like most good humor, it's funny because it's true.

It should also produce several spin-offs in this thread, such as...

Linkin Park vs. Good Music

 

[milohimself]

Linkin Park vs. anything that sounds different...

I doubt I can find it anymore because I heard it so many years ago, but somebody on some message board a ways back took the trouble to layer two Linkin Park songs over eachother, and both of these songs had the same tempo, key and order structure. The two songs over eachother harmonized. It made me sad I ever liked their music at any point

Ted Nugent vs. PETA

 

[tidwell]

Vince Young vs. Intelligence

 

[milohimself]

aka Vince Young vs. the Wonderlic :lol:

Frank Thomas vs. Kenny Williams

 

[tidwell]

The guy that Kevin Garnett hit with a basketball vs. manhood

 

[milohimself]

:lol: good one

Bruce Pearl vs. Right Guard

 

[tidwell]

Winter Olympics vs. American Idol

Talk about a landslide victory...

 

[emainvol]

what with the latest fad jokes being in full swing

chuck norris vs. ditka

 

[GAVol]

Mayonnaise vs. Miracle Whip

 

[orange+white=heaven]

Chunky soup with fork vs spoon

 

[volmanjr]

Bammers vs Intelligence, Sanity, and Good Manners