The Gonzo Asks Meg Turney Out via Twitter Thread

[UTGnome]

Did you forget to ask her too?

 

[rockytop114]

Gonzo have you turned meg out yet?

 

[VolFan32]

Gonzo, update? TIA

 

[Unknown Muppet]

My ADD kicked in and I forgot.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Meg is being completely unreasonable.

 

[Wickerhead]

My ADD kicked in and I forgot.

Oh look, a squirrel.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Oh look, a squirrel.

Where?

 

[DD4ME]

Meg is being completely unreasonable.

I been saying eff her for a long time.

 

[DD4ME]

But would anybody listen?


Gonzo please make yourself an I am over Meg Turney avy please. We'll all feel better.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Meg's a sloot, brah!

 

[DD4ME]

Worse - she's a tease.

 

[heartvols]

I think she's asking for it.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Boom!

 

[rockytop114]

I think she's asking for it.

o lawd,,,would get it!

 

[rockytop114]

and

 

[DD4ME]

control yourselves people she's just a teasey, sexy, nerdy chic. Those are a dime a dozen. Just watch any coming of age movie and you'll see.

Gonzo,
Find a true sloot that isn't nerdy. Dye her hair red and put some glasses on her. You'll thank me later. True sloots know how to rock it, nerdy girls just understand the principals. See also the funny pics thread for reference.

 

[Aavoxx]

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Did you post the link to her?

 

[Aavoxx]

Did you post the link to her?

Of this thread? Yes. Multiple times I think.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Send her a pic of Fluffy hooping it up.

 

[Aavoxx]

Send her a pic of Fluffy hooping it up.

O lawd. That requires me taking a picture of Gonzo.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Lulz. That'll help....

 

[DD4ME]

They should call this the countdown to Meg thread.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Meg,

GTFI here. Thanks.

Signed,
Ron Mexico

 

[Aavoxx]

Someone tweet at her again.