The Gonzo Asks Meg Turney Out via Twitter Thread

[Unknown Muppet]

Dear Ms. Turney,

Gonzo is a strong black man. And, as you know, the darker the berry, the sweeter the juice. So, you're welcome.

Ron Mexico

This is the kind of help I needed.

 

[DD4ME]

Should I add "My love only grows for you."

Show(h)er

 

[Aavoxx]

Meg, please listen.

 

[BadJerry20]

Dammit TRM! I thought we was kewl.

We will make sweet love and in that moment of pure passion we will become strong. You shall see.

You become more and more ghey with ever post.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

You become more and more ghey with ever post.

Coming from the man who buys $400 "outfits."

 

[Aavoxx]

You become more and more ghey with ever post.

BJ, you're not helping, GTFO.

 

[BadJerry20]

Coming from the man who buys $400 "outfits."

$400 outfits might help you, women dig a man with style

 

[BadJerry20]

BJ, you're not helping, GTFO.

Women don't wanna throws of passion blah blah, They want the doors opened and the headboard slammed. I am being helpful I gave tons of poetry.

 

[Aavoxx]

I have a new theory. BJ is a 36 year old virgin.

 

[blupotato]

How to Date a Celebrity: 8 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHow

8 easy steps.

 

[Aavoxx]

How to Date a Celebrity: 8 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHow

8 easy steps.

With pictures!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ms. Turney,

Gonzo hardly ever rubs his nipples while watching the famous American television program "Hardcore Pawn". You better snatch him up now.

El Ronaldo Vontavious d'Brickashaw Mexico, esq.

 

[BadJerry20]

I have a new theory. BJ is a 36 year old virgin.

Don't you have a baby shower to attend?

 

[Unknown Muppet]

How to Date a Celebrity: 8 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHow

8 easy steps.

I feel this is helpful, but I am concerned about that whole become a celebrity thing. I don't think I can make that happen.

 

[BadJerry20]

I feel this is helpful, but I am concerned about that whole become a celebrity thing. I don't think I can make that happen.

You zoner royalty son!

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Ms. Turney,

Gonzo hardly ever rubs his nipples while watching the famous American television program "Hardcore Pawn". You better snatch him up now.

El Ronaldo Vontavious d'Brickashaw Mexico, esq.

Wait, what? The **** is Hardcore Pawn?

 

[Aavoxx]

Don't you have a baby shower to attend?

Nope.

I feel this is helpful, but I am concerned about that whole become a celebrity thing. I don't think I can make that happen.

Meg Turney isn't a celebrity. She's internet famous.

 

[theFallGuy]

I wonder if Meggers is reading this thread right now and laughing.

she's salivating over the peen talk

 

[theFallGuy]

$400 outfits might help you, women dig a man with style

the only "outfit" he needs is an athleic addidas jumpsuit

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Meg Turney isn't a celebrity. She's internet famous.

Is there any other way to become famous anymore?

 

[Aavoxx]

Is there any other way to become famous anymore?

Yup.

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

Don't you have a baby shower to attend?

C'mon, BJ...you're better than this^

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Yup.

Other than sports and being a flake on reality TV?

 

[BadJerry20]

the only "outfit" he needs is an athleic addidas jumpsuit

Gold chain, kangol hat and Adidas kicks. Fresh to death

 

[heartvols]

Meg, please listen.