The Gonzo Asks Meg Turney Out via Twitter Thread

[VolFan32]

We need to give Gonzo ideas of how to ask Meg Turney out via twitter. Voxx, provide a pic. Comcast sucks and won't let me load one.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

 

[Aavoxx]

Gonzo beat me to it.

 

[heartvols]

Meg's twitter

https://twitter.com/megturney

 

[Aavoxx]

I may just tweet this thread at her.

 

[theFallGuy]

do it

 

[blupotato]

I like your chest meg. Fwak that gonzo guy.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I may just tweet this thread at her.

This is brilliant.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I like your chest meg. Fwak that gonzo guy.

Well fawk you too!

 

[Aavoxx]

Dear God, I hope she shows up in this thread.

 

[rmsmith]

ya'll are spelling twa... ohh nevermind..

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Honesty or creativity? Which way should I go with this?

 

[Aavoxx]

Creative honesty.

 

[DD4ME]

What are we talking about

 

[rmsmith]

don't tell her you wanna see her boobs right off.. trust me.

 

[VolFan32]

"Meg, I'd like to smash. It will be the greatest 15 seconds of your life," Sincerely, Gonzo.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

don't tell her you wanna see her boobs right off.. trust me.

I wasn't gonna be that honest.

 

[theFallGuy]

What are we talking about

wood smash with wood

 

[Aavoxx]

DD, don't derail this one.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Who?

 

[Unknown Muppet]

"Meg, I'd like to smash. It will be the greatest 15 seconds of your life," Sincerely, Gonzo.

Lultz, but no.

 

[theFallGuy]

I wasn't gonna be that honest.

ok, best 3 hours of her life

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Who?

.

 

[heartvols]

Honesty or creativity? Which way should I go with this?

I think you should send her a pic of your peen. Now that's a nice way to break the ice.

 

[blupotato]

Who?

I have no idea, but she has a nice chest and is a redhead.