The Fortune Cookie thread

[DD4ME]

Please enjoy

 

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If deer jump you, you no ninja

Slice I guess

 

[DD4ME]

1664 (in bed)

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[DD4ME]

You are IG not OG

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[DD4ME]

Eric Berry will meet you over the middle today

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[VolFan32]

If it sounds like a dude, it's a dude.

Couldn't find a pic, but seen that one before.

 

[DD4ME]

Many beeches will fall. Your wood will be tall

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[DD4ME]

Your herp is incurable

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[DD4ME]

If it sounds like a dude, it's a dude.

Couldn't find a pic, but seen that one before.

 

[DD4ME]

It's jodee's birthday?

 

[DD4ME]

I changed that one 32 wasn't aimed at you just thought it was funny

 

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Mine I guess

 

[blupotato]

Ate some chinese just now and this is what I got.

 

[DD4ME]

Ate some chinese just now and this is what I got.

Lulz - funny as hell

 

[VolFan32]

I changed that one 32 wasn't aimed at you just thought it was funny

'Twas

 

[Spartacavolus]

I sold food for a short time. Called on Chinese buffets. "Howa mucha cheecke' pahts Pauw"
"Howa mucha ya cheeckin' pahts?"

 

[DD4ME]

'Twas

Not even dog

 

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[Unknown Muppet]

The question is "is this racist?"

 

[VolFan32]

Not rasis