The field will be there!!

#56
#56
The reason the field has been in bad shape is because the groundskeeper erroneously read the soil-to-grass conversion chart. He then discovered that the grass needed to maximize its noon focus for optimal sun absorption.

He read that a half-nitrogen, half-thyme mixture would build better roots and top growth, and is confident that these improved half-thyme adjustments will improve the overall performance of the grass.

If this doesn't work then the groundskeeper will summons Paul Bain to give the grass a swift kick in the *ss.
 
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#59
#59
The field will be there and we will play on it.

The grass is injured so we won't report on the grass condition.

We expect that after we knock the crap out of the Candy Commode doors that the extra fertilizer will have the grass back in top shape by next season.

We are one Tennessee and every blade of grass is part of our family.

#BrickbyBrick...VFL...GBO!!!
 
#62
#62
I walked by Neyland after the TN/Army game and there are growth lights on the field.
 
#64
#64
I walked by Neyland after the TN/Army game and there are growth lights on the field.

I walked by Neyland before the TN/Army game and somebody was singing the National Amthem in there. That seems like a reach to make it grow.
 

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