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I mentioned my disappointment about this in another thread, but i feel it needs deeper discussion.
Here is my thoughts:
I'm sitting there and our student section drops the "f-bomb" - I was shocked and embarrassed at the same time. Absolutely the most disgusting thing I have ever witnessed. Do we NOT HAVE ANY CLASS. I know what some will say...they, being bama, are nasty as well. That doesn't matter! I don't know if i have ever been more outraged and disappointed than I am now. I knew we were out matched, but for the life of me I didn't think we would be OUTCLASSED!
I mentioned my disappointment about this in another thread, but i feel it needs deeper discussion.
Here is my thoughts:
I'm sitting there and our student section drops the "f-bomb" - I was shocked and embarrassed at the same time. Absolutely the most disgusting thing I have ever witnessed. Do we NOT HAVE ANY CLASS. I know what some will say...they, being bama, are nasty as well. That doesn't matter! I don't know if i have ever been more outraged and disappointed than I am now. I knew we were out matched, but for the life of me I didn't think we would be OUTCLASSED!
I know exactly what you mean surething. I didn't go to the game but my son did.
Now, I'm going to tell you a story. I would like to tell you a story. I have five children. One, two, three, four, five. Five... Five children. I live in Knoxville with my wife, Camille, and my five children. Now, of the five children that we have, there are four girls and a boy. The boy's name is Ennis. He loves everything the Volunteers do. Comes home from school the other day with a big smile on his face.
And my son looks just like me. He walks through the door, looking at me with this big smile, and I cannot resist, because it's such a beautiful smile. And he walks up and I say, What are you smiling about?
And the child says to me, I'm smiling because I need money to go see the Alabama/Tennessee game. Please give me money for a ticket.
"Now, if the child is smiling this way because he needs money for a ticket, I have to give him money
for a ticket. But I do not handle the money in the house. My wife, Camille, handles the ticket money.
So I must go into the kitchen, to where my wife is cooking dinner for the family. And she is inside
the kitchen cooking. And she's got a bowl. And she's cooking up the food, man. She's cooking it up.
And the child walks in the room with the smile and he says, Mother, please, money. She gives him the money, he runs off to see the game.
Now, we sit in the living room waiting for Ennis to return. At about one in the morning, the child comes through the door.
He has a different look on his face. A look like he heard something at the game that he's never heard before. And I say to my child, I say, Child... I say, What did the crowd say in the stands?
And he says, Pop, the students came in and said these things. I say, Well, what did they say? Pop, they came in and said some stuff. I say, What did they do?
Pop, they walk in and they go: Hello, suck this, and MF and kiss my big orange stuff. And suck it and stick it down in your mouth and suck it, suck it."
I personally called the president of the student body and told him, "You cannot say filth, flarn, filth,flarn, filth in front of people." And he said, "They never said no 'filth, flarn, filth'
I told him, You know what I'm talking about. I can't use the type of language
that they used, but you know what I mean when I say 'filth, flarn, flarn, flarn, filth'."
He said, "Sir, they never said 'filth, flarn, filth'. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm offended you called. Funk you."
That's when I got pissed and said: That's what I'm talking about. You cannot say 'FUnK'...in front of people."
And he got mad. I mean he was pissed off. I was told later that he was so mad he called Derek Dooley's house up.
I was told he said, "Yo, Double D, Gregory House just called me up and told me the words the student section uses were too dirty."
Dooley said: The next time motherfunker call, tell him I said, 'Sick my duck.' I don't give a funk. Whatever the funk make the Crimson Tide angry, say that stuff."
I heard that Dooly said, "Do people laugh when you all say what you say?"
He said, "Yes."
"Did you have tickets to be there?" Dooley asked.
He said, "Yes."
Then Dooley allegedly said, "Well, tell Gregory I said: Have a Coke and a smile and shut the funk up.' The wine & cheese-eating motherfunker."
I know exactly what you mean surething. I didn't go to the game but my son did.
Now, I'm going to tell you a story. I would like to tell you a story. I have five children. One, two, three, four, five. Five... Five children. I live in Knoxville with my wife, Camille, and my five children. Now, of the five children that we have, there are four girls and a boy. The boy's name is Ennis. He loves everything the Volunteers do. Comes home from school the other day with a big smile on his face.
And my son looks just like me. He walks through the door, looking at me with this big smile, and I cannot resist, because it's such a beautiful smile. And he walks up and I say, “What are you smiling about? “
And the child says to me, “I'm smiling because I need money to go see the Alabama/Tennessee game. Please give me money for a ticket.”
"Now, if the child is smiling this way because he needs money for a ticket, I have to give him money
for a ticket. But I do not handle the money in the house. My wife, Camille, handles the ticket money.
So I must go into the kitchen, to where my wife is cooking dinner for the family. And she is inside
the kitchen cooking. And she's got a bowl. And she's cooking up the food, man. She's cooking it up.
And the child walks in the room with the smile and he says, “Mother, please, money.” She gives him the money, he runs off to see the game.
Now, we sit in the living room waiting for Ennis to return. At about one in the morning, the child comes through the door.
He has a different look on his face. A look like he heard something at the game that he's never heard before. And I say to my child, I say, “Child... “ I say, “What did the crowd say in the stands? “
And he says, “Pop, the students came in and said these things.” I say, “Well, what did they say?” Pop, they came in and said some stuff.” I say, “What did they do?”
Pop, they walk in and they go: “Hello, suck this, and MF and kiss my big orange stuff. And suck it and stick it down in your mouth and suck it, suck it."
I personally called the president of the student body and told him, "You cannot say filth, flarn, filth,flarn, filth in front of people." And he said, "They never said no 'filth, flarn, filth'
I told him, “You know what I'm talking about. I can't use the type of language
that they used, but you know what I mean when I say 'filth, flarn, flarn, flarn, filth'."
He said, "Sir, they never said 'filth, flarn, filth'. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm offended you called. Funk you."
That's when I got pissed and said: “That's what I'm talking about. You cannot say 'FUnK'...in front of people."
And he got mad. I mean he was pissed off. I was told later that he was so mad he called Derek Dooley's house up.
I was told he said, "Yo, Double D, Gregory House just called me up and told me the words the student section uses were too dirty."
Dooley said: “The next time motherfunker call, tell him I said, 'Sick my duck.' I don't give a funk. Whatever the funk make the Crimson Tide angry, say that stuff."
I heard that Dooly said, "Do people laugh when you all say what you say?"
He said, "Yes."
"Did you have tickets to be there?" Dooley asked.
He said, "Yes."
Then Dooley allegedly said, "Well, tell Gregory I said: ‘Have a Coke and a smile and shut the funk up.' The wine & cheese-eating motherfunker."
I mentioned my disappointment about this in another thread, but i feel it needs deeper discussion.
Here is my thoughts:
I'm sitting there and our student section drops the "f-bomb" - I was shocked and embarrassed at the same time. Absolutely the most disgusting thing I have ever witnessed. Do we NOT HAVE ANY CLASS. I know what some will say...they, being bama, are nasty as well. That doesn't matter! I don't know if i have ever been more outraged and disappointed than I am now. I knew we were out matched, but for the life of me I didn't think we would be OUTCLASSED!
I hear this all the time and it's a load of crap. An educated person doesn't have to use that type of language, but an educated person can if they damn well please. Don't like it? Don't listen.
I know exactly what you mean surething. I didn't go to the game but my son did.
Now, I'm going to tell you a story. I would like to tell you a story. I have five children. One, two, three, four, five. Five... Five children. I live in Knoxville with my wife, Camille, and my five children. Now, of the five children that we have, there are four girls and a boy. The boy's name is Ennis. He loves everything the Volunteers do. Comes home from school the other day with a big smile on his face.
And my son looks just like me. He walks through the door, looking at me with this big smile, and I cannot resist, because it's such a beautiful smile. And he walks up and I say, What are you smiling about?
And the child says to me, I'm smiling because I need money to go see the Alabama/Tennessee game. Please give me money for a ticket.
"Now, if the child is smiling this way because he needs money for a ticket, I have to give him money
for a ticket. But I do not handle the money in the house. My wife, Camille, handles the ticket money.
So I must go into the kitchen, to where my wife is cooking dinner for the family. And she is inside
the kitchen cooking. And she's got a bowl. And she's cooking up the food, man. She's cooking it up.
And the child walks in the room with the smile and he says, Mother, please, money. She gives him the money, he runs off to see the game.
Now, we sit in the living room waiting for Ennis to return. At about one in the morning, the child comes through the door.
He has a different look on his face. A look like he heard something at the game that he's never heard before. And I say to my child, I say, Child... I say, What did the crowd say in the stands?
And he says, Pop, the students came in and said these things. I say, Well, what did they say? Pop, they came in and said some stuff. I say, What did they do?
Pop, they walk in and they go: Hello, suck this, and MF and kiss my big orange stuff. And suck it and stick it down in your mouth and suck it, suck it."
I personally called the president of the student body and told him, "You cannot say filth, flarn, filth,flarn, filth in front of people." And he said, "They never said no 'filth, flarn, filth'
I told him, You know what I'm talking about. I can't use the type of language
that they used, but you know what I mean when I say 'filth, flarn, flarn, flarn, filth'."
He said, "Sir, they never said 'filth, flarn, filth'. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm offended you called. Funk you."
That's when I got pissed and said: That's what I'm talking about. You cannot say 'FUnK'...in front of people."
And he got mad. I mean he was pissed off. I was told later that he was so mad he called Derek Dooley's house up.
I was told he said, "Yo, Double D, Gregory House just called me up and told me the words the student section uses were too dirty."
Dooley said: The next time motherfunker call, tell him I said, 'Sick my duck.' I don't give a funk. Whatever the funk make the Crimson Tide angry, say that stuff."
I heard that Dooly said, "Do people laugh when you all say what you say?"
He said, "Yes."
"Did you have tickets to be there?" Dooley asked.
He said, "Yes."
Then Dooley allegedly said, "Well, tell Gregory I said: Have a Coke and a smile and shut the funk up.' The wine & cheese-eating motherfunker."
This is probably the most ridiculous thing i've ever read in my life. Cant believe I read past the first line, what a waste of time.
I certainly had no intention of causing offense, volguess...no that was not my intention at all...I sometimes ramble on ...but it only because I love my family...I love My God, the team, and my family....in that order...it pains me to know that my innocuous narrative left some here quite discombobulated and as if they wasted their time...I am truly sorry that you had such a horrible experience...