The Endzone Prayer

#54
#54
The Amish contingency wanting in on this just won't go for that commercial crap....keep it basic, corn, cattle, and steeples.
 
#59
#59
The Ron Mexico said:
Father of the Internet - We, the Zonetards, offer thanks for your grace and tolerance of our shenanigans.

We thank you for each and every member that logs in to this forum daily.

We thank you for gifs of black kids dancing, black kids laughing, black kids at burfday parties and Katy Perry.

We thank you Father for Alanis Morissette and her irony.

We ask you today to bless our fingers as we type. That our they're's, there's and their's will all be correctly typed.

We humbly ask for the meltdowns to happen regularly, but that no permanent damage will be done.

We ask that our Football Forum Brethren will continue to question the laws of physics and common sense. This provides the Zonetards with hours of entertainment.

We pray that someday The Pub will burn in a fiery crash of epic proportions. They are arrogant sunsobiches and only the worst things should happen to them.

We pray for these things in the name of Slydell, the religious leader of The Endzone.

In your infinite, glorious wisdom you created the Horsemen and endowed them with hearts to serve their fellow man. We are thankful for their service and dedication to helping the Endzone.

Zonetards
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Bump. The Endzone needs prayer now more than ever.
 
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#62
The Ron Mexico said:
Father of the Internet - We, the Zonetards, offer thanks for your grace and tolerance of our shenanigans.

We thank you for each and every member that logs in to this forum daily.

We thank you for gifs of black kids dancing, black kids laughing, black kids at burfday parties and Katy Perry.

We thank you Father for Alanis Morissette and her irony.

We ask you today to bless our fingers as we type. That our they're's, there's and their's will all be correctly typed.

We humbly ask for the meltdowns to happen regularly, but that no permanent damage will be done.

We ask that our Football Forum Brethren will continue to question the laws of physics and common sense. This provides the Zonetards with hours of entertainment.

We pray that someday The Pub will burn in a fiery crash of epic proportions. They are arrogant sunsobiches and only the worst things should happen to them.

We pray for these things in the name of Slydell, the religious leader of The Endzone.

In your infinite, glorious wisdom you created the Horsemen and endowed them with hearts to serve their fellow man. We are thankful for their service and dedication to helping the Endzone.

Zonetards
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Very touching. :cray: Well except for the whoresman part.
 
#63
#63
Dear Lord,
In the battles we go through life
We ask for a chance that's fair
A chance to equal all our strife
A chance to do or dare
And if we win,
Let it be by the code
With faith and honor held high
And if we lose,
Let us stand by the road
And cheer as the winners go by.
Day by day
We get better and better
A team that can't be beat

CAN'T BE BEAT!!

Won't be beat,

WON'T BE BEAT!!!
 
#64
#64
The Ron Mexico said:
Father of the Internet - We, the Zonetards, offer thanks for your grace and tolerance of our shenanigans.

We thank you for each and every member that logs in to this forum daily.

We thank you for gifs of black kids dancing, black kids laughing, black kids at burfday parties and Katy Perry.

We thank you Father for Alanis Morissette and her irony.

We ask you today to bless our fingers as we type. That our they're's, there's and their's will all be correctly typed.

We humbly ask for the meltdowns to happen regularly, but that no permanent damage will be done.

We ask that our Football Forum Brethren will continue to question the laws of physics and common sense. This provides the Zonetards with hours of entertainment.

We pray that someday The Pub will burn in a fiery crash of epic proportions. They are arrogant sunsobiches and only the worst things should happen to them.

We pray for these things in the name of Slydell, the religious leader of The Endzone.

In your infinite, glorious wisdom you created the Horsemen and endowed them with hearts to serve their fellow man. We are thankful for their service and dedication to helping the Endzone.

Zonetards
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I will pass this prayer along to my dad.

I have to be honest, though. His wrath will be swift and merciless. But, to the true followers of the zonetard creed, blessings will be bountiful.

I know for a fact he will bless us with a very generous amount of little black boys dancing and gifs with amazement on their faces in the new year of 2013.
 
#65
#65
First, why are we praying to Al Gore? I don't like praying to Al Gore.


wildnkrazykat said:
I'm thinking

70 = me
And y'all can finger out the other 30%
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Second, what exactly does Kat mean by "finger out the other 30%"?
 
#66
#66
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The Ron Mexico said:
Bump. The Endzone needs prayer now more than ever.
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#67
#67
The Internet said:
I will pass this prayer along to my dad.

I have to be honest, though. His wrath will be swift and merciless. But, to the true followers of the zonetard creed, blessings will be bountiful.

I know for a fact he will bless us with a very generous amount of little black boys dancing and gifs with amazement on their faces in the new year of 2013.
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I am so proud of you and ronald
 
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