The Endzone Prayer

#26
#26
A couple of questions....what time are services, and are heathens welcome.
 
#28
#28
We are a 24/7 business, er, uh, fellowship organization that is always here for you. Heathens always welcome. We accept all walk ins. You will find a slot for offerings of cash and/or jewelry on the left of the kneeling area. To the right is a card reader for debit cards only. As we are a trusting group, there are only 17 closed circuit cameras in operation after hours.
 
#30
#30
Appreciate it....can't make noon services, but will be there for Vespers.

Ya'll have wine with confession.....if not I can bring enough to share. I'll tell my heathen friend not to come....I'm good though.
 
#32
#32
NEVolFan said:
Appreciate it....can't make noon services, but will be there for Vespers.

Ya'll have wine with confession.....if not I can bring enough to share. I'll tell my heathen friend not to come....I'm good though.
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Yes. First round is included with offering. We offer cash only and debit wet bar for those needing further communion.
 
#33
#33
Found a place to meet..but you dumbasses can't get any ideas about the sheep.
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#37
#37
Awe, have one more question for Vesper services... Copperheads or Diamondbacks.
 
#40
#40
You do not believe in UT bobble heads? You are going to W#$@SDZZsid and burn in the eternal fires of Zeldiatheit for a neodaka!!! Be gone to contemplate your fate.
 
#42
#42
Not a chance in W#$@SDZZsid, The Ron. You have been affirmed, confirmed, reformed and reborn. Got a ticket to Happy Pie Land.
 
#48
#48
That lovely picture makes me want to tear down that church, put up some log cabins or time shares all over that hill, build a water slide at the foot of the mountains, have some zip lines and bungee jumping going on simultaneously in that ravine, put a tramway going up that mountain and a build a Pancake Pantry out of those trees; Y'all's cult could meet in the conference room.
 
#49
#49
PoochPunt3rdDown said:
That lovely picture makes me want to tear down that church, put up some log cabins or time shares all over that hill, build a water slide at the foot of the mountains, have some zip lines and bungee jumping going on simultaneously in that ravine, put a tramway going up that mountain and a build a Pancake Pantry out of those trees; Y'all's cult could meet in the conference room.
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Log cabin Republicans?

I love log cabins
 
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