The Endzone Obituaries

[VIF]

haha that was pretty good

Thought you might like that one.

 

[Hobock]

VIF is en fuego!
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[Vol Mania 21]

seems like a good poster

 

[Hobock]

seems like a good poster

Seconded
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[VIF]

Here lies poor Behr, our Vol nation Chef.
His passing has left us all feeling bereft.
His skill in the kitchen was a site to behold
like his skill with the ladies, or so I am told.

His exploits were many
and his appetitie showed flair,
Cause he was found dead naked and smiling
and tied to a chair.
Amen and cheers,:birgits_giggle:

 

[MikeDVol]

i want one

 

[VIF]

i want one

I would be glad to make you one, but I don't know anything about you.

 

[BearCat204]

I would be glad to make you one, but I don't know anything about you.

Like being turned down by the hot girl at the bar.......

 

[MikeDVol]

yeah hard

 

[golfballs]

I'd like to hear one for Billy C

 

[rmsmith]

My obit will read.
Rmsmith is dead. Party at 6
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[BearCat204]

I'd like to push Billy C in front of oncoming traffic

fyp

 

[Vol Mania 21]

fyp

i got a chuckle out of that

 

[jhen713]

Nice work VIF.:good!:

 

[farmersdaughter]

Awesome VIF
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[kev20]

LG:

He had alot to say.
He had alot of nothing to say.
We'll miss him.
I'll miss him.
We're gonna miss him
We're gonna miss him

So long.
We wish you well.
You told us how you weren't afraid to die.
Well then, so long.
Don't cry here
Or feel too down.
Not all martyrs see divinity.
But at least you tried.

No way to recall
What it was that you had said to me,
Like I care at all.

But it was so loud.
And you sure could yell.
You took a stand on every little thing
And it was so loud.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I don't know about the whole obit., I think mine should start something like this...

So there he was, balls deep in...

 

[Hobock]

You served that one up, Fuxabro. I'll let somebody else knock it outta the park..
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[The Ron Mexico]

I was hoping someone would take it and run.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Dude, I'm going to write up one before bed tonight. It's going to be epic.

Someone choose me a subject.

Dunk video redux, IMO.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Haha, I fell asleep. I'll do my best tonight. I don't plan on putting it in poem format.

 

[volsgal03]

Howdy gang.
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[volmanbill]

Hi Lo.

How have you been?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Well, the women are here. Bring out all the internet white knights.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Ron Mexico was an enigma to many. His own personal transformation from the utter nerd, Marevuhl Mafia, to a self-imagined soothsayer and giver of advice was as remarkable as the time I changed my undershorts after a really tough day at the gym.

About the advice thread; it was created to help the posters of VolNation circumvent this cruel, cruel world a little more easily and bring peace to their troubled existences. As of Ron's death on August 29, 2011, he had helped 3 people find the local McDonald's, 2 people get herpes, a dog get fixed, and 422 people completely ruin their lives. There are also 3 unconfirmed suicides to his credit. It is in the Guiness Book of World Records as the worst advice thread in the recorded history of mankind.

But, as my friend and supposed alter, I can confirm he was NOT my alter because I'm typing this **** right now, Beeeeeee-atch!

I won mother ****er! Have fun burning in hell!