The Endzone Obituaries

#51
#51
PoochPunt3rdDown said:
Ron Mexico was an enigma to many. His own personal transformation from the utter nerd, Marevuhl Mafia, to a self-imagined soothsayer and giver of advice was as remarkable as the time I changed my undershorts after a really tough day at the gym.

About the advice thread; it was created to help the posters of VolNation circumvent this cruel, cruel world a little more easily and bring peace to their troubled existences. As of Ron's death on August 29, 2011, he had helped 3 people find the local McDonald's, 2 people get herpes, a dog get fixed, and 422 people completely ruin their lives. There are also 3 unconfirmed suicides to his credit. It is in the Guiness Book of World Records as the worst advice thread in the recorded history of mankind.

But, as my friend and supposed alter, I can confirm he was NOT my alter because I'm typing this **** right now, Beeeeeee-atch!

I won mother ****er! Have fun burning in hell!
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I'm tearing up...
 
#55
#55
Here lies dear, sweet Farmersdaughter
unpretentious as a woman could be
She could take a pig to slaughter
and be as cool as sweet iced tea

She knew all the things a country girl should know
like ropin' and ridin' and the things you don't show
her horrible death is a solemn reminder
keep your boobs clear of the sausage grinder. :cray:
Amen :cray:
 
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