The Duckman,josh,trent,fishwithamop,joshua Thread

#977
#977
*shortly after going to the surplus store*

"Well, I think we got enough supplies," said Steve. "Yep," said Mr. Pepper, "Be careful with those grenades Mr. Goose. We all know your past experiences with explosives......maybe it's better I hold on to those...after last year's fourth of July incident we don't need to take any chances."

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#978
#978
"Hey, what happens when you pull these pins, anyway?" asked Mr. Goose. "I've never used grenades before..."
 
#979
#979
"Nooooooo" said Moses as he snatched the grenades away from Mr. Goose. "Thats it, your're outta here. I've had it up to here with you" said Steve. And with that, with amazingly quick reflexes, Steve grabbed Mr. Goose, pulled a pin off a grenade, shoved it down Mr. Goose's throat and punted him off a bridge into the nearby Nile River.
 
#980
#980
As those who were left watched his various parts fly hundreds of feet in the air among the flames, enjoying the fireworks, Moses asked Steve, "Steve, where'd you learn that move? That was pretty impressive!"
 
#981
#981
"A little trick they taught us in 'Nam." said Steve. "Now that thats taken care of lets get outta here." "Hold on" said Mr. Pepper. "What if we needed Mr. Goose?"
 
#987
#987
"Ok, um, Mans.... I mean, Charles, but you didn't answer my question. What are you doing here? And what's that thing on your shin?"
 
#989
#989
"Cairo," said Steve. "Couldn't you tell from the pyramids? Don't you know Egypt is the hip vacation spot these days? EVERYBODY wants a piece of the pyramids! Yessir, these rust-coloured four-sided triangles are the place to be and the thang to see! I mean, who wouldn't want a tomb that's 8 million times too big for them?"
 
#990
#990
"and you get valet parking, plus VIP pit row tickets to the camel races, and a free subscription to Sunburn Weekly when you purchase your vacation week."
 
#998
#998
"Ok ok.......wer'e getting sidetracked," said Steve. "Let's get going. And Charles, I guess you can come too. But I'm warning you mister, one slip up and i'll have you outta here faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a greasy grill on a hot summer day. Understand?"
 
#999
#999
"I'll try to make you proud Cap'n Steve, but just one question jsut what in the name of all that is holy , what are we doing in Egypt?!"
 
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