The Duckman,josh,trent,fishwithamop,joshua Thread

#951
#951
No ice cream! yelled Steve Then I ain't goin'! I can put up with walking like an Egyptian, getting spit on by camels, sand in my drawers, but I'm not living without ice cream!
 
#952
#952
"Fine" said Bill. "You can take your ice cream with you to egypt." "Well....ok," said Steve. "But......"said Florence...."it will mel....."SHUT UP!" said Bill as he kicked Florence.
 
#953
#953
"What Florence?" said Steve. "What did you say? Tell me, Florence, tell me, please, please tell me!"
 
#954
#954
"Nothing Steve , it will be ok", she lied afraid that Bill would kick her again.
 
#955
#955
"Ok" said Steve....."Florence you call Mr. Pepper and Mr. Goose. I'll get together the weapons......and Bill......well you just sit there..."
 
#956
#956
Bill tried to sit still but lasted only about 15 seconds. While the others were preparing to leave, Bill started playing with all the shiny buttons on the dashboard of the plane. He really liked the red one and when he pushed it......
 
#959
#959
"He was getting annoying anyway" said Steve. "How many hours until this flight lands in Egypt Mr. Pepper?" asked Steve. "Egypt?!?!?!" said a shocked voice behind them.
 
#960
#960
Florence recognized the voice and turned around, pale as a bleached sheet freshly pulled from the dryer. She couldn't believe her eyes! In her reply, she sounded almost as shocked as the person who had requested reconfirmation of their destination. But when she thought about it, she knew why he seemed so skeptical.......................
 
#962
#962
"In the flesh!" said Moses. "But what are you doing here?" asked Florence. "Me?...Oh I'm on my way to stop them heathen Egyptions" said Moses. "But......all of us are on our way to stop the Egyptions....." replied Florence.
 
#963
#963
"I know," said Moses. "I thought we taught them their lesson 3000 years ago, but they just never learn..."
 
#964
#964
"Fine" said Florence. "I'll have to ask the others but you can join us if you want if its ok with everyone else. You can take Bill's place."
 
#965
#965
Florence continued, "But don't push that red button. Bill pushed it and things didn't turn out so peachy for him. And don't go throwing that staff of yours around. I'm scared of snakes..."
 
#967
#967
So after their long flight florence, moses, and steve met up with mr. pepper and mr. goose in the outskirts of egypt...."First thing is first," said Steve. "We need something to eat....Moses your the new guy so you have to buy everyone a meal"
 
#968
#968
So Moses raises his staff. Suddenly, quail start flying in from every direction. Thousands upon thousands of quail! "It's my cousins!" said Mr. Goose....... "Hey, no! Wait. No! NOOOOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"
 
#973
#973
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"Wait! Forget lunch!" said Mr. Pepper. "Apparantly Hagan and the Egyptians have a hostage......... and it's Bill! They probably found him after he fell out of the plane. It's all right here in the newspaper..." "Not Bill!" said Steve. "Apparantly they wont let him go until we pay them 1 billion dollars. And they say they want it all in pennies....." continued Mr. Pepper.
 
#974
#974
"Can we trade them some quail instead?" asked Moses. "NO! THAT'S MY FAMILY!" said Mr. Goose. Moses replied, "Then what we gonna do, g?"
 
#975
#975
"I dunnno" said Mr. Goose..."Look Mr. Goose," said Moses. "Why dont you fly off with those quail if your so interested in them?" "We dont have time to fight" said Steve. We have to go rescue Bill and stop Hagan. Moses, your the new guy so you have to buy supplies too"
 
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