The Duckman,josh,trent,fishwithamop,joshua Thread

#926
#926
Dr. Hagan, can you not focus on one thing for more than two seconds? If you keep getting distracted by every little thing, we'll never make it to Vegas and meet Bill, said Steve.

Do you think the Pilgrims stopped the ship everytime they saw a brilliantly lit orb rushing toward them ? NO!, and do you think we'd be here today if they did, just keep drivin Dr. Hagan, just keep drivin.
 
#928
#928
Yeah, you got a severe case of something Dr. Hagan. I don't know that it's ADD though, said Steve.
 
#930
#930
Sure Ron, why not, we're never going get there anyway and the world's probably going to end, might as well have some ice cream before we all go.

Look, there's a Baskin Robins right there. Pull in there Hagan, said Steve.
 
#932
#932
Okay, said Steve. He then walked over to the counter and said, I'll have Rocky Road in a...Bill Bradski! what are doing working at Baskin Robins! We thought you were in Vegas.

 
#933
#933
SHHHHHH! My name's not Bill Bradski, its Walter Normanbocker....(whispering) watch it man you'll blow my cover.
 
#934
#934
So, uh, Bi...I mean Walter, what happened back there? I mean all I remember is going to get some lunch and the next thing I know Dr. Hagan is yelling at me to get in the car.


 
#935
#935
Well as you may have deduced I was kidnapped by the Egyptians, said Bill, and before I escaped I over heard them in one of their secret meetings saying that they plan to rebuild the...The What? said Steve, come on tell me. They plan to rebuild the... Fun Machine.

Steve gasped, No they couldn't be!
 
#936
#936
"Not the Fun Machine!" shouted Hagan..... "Why, the last time it was built......I......I....I just cant bear the thought of such a tragedy! It would be......HEY look a butterfly!" "Man you really need to get that ADD under control Hagan," said Steve. "But anyway we cant allow the fun machine to be rebuilt. They almost fully completed last time b4 it took a &*%$ and died. There has to be someway to corrupt their awful plans.
 
#937
#937
We must go to Egypt right away, said Bill, but it won't be as easy to destroy this time. I heard they fixed the &*%$ing problem.
 
#938
#938
"Right" said Steve. We need a plan first though. "Hagan, do you think you can book us a flight to Egypt? Me and Steve have to go tell Mr. Pepper about this. He can come with us. After all, he was a WWII hero. Do you think you can handle the tickets Hagan?"
 
#939
#939
Don't forget Mr. Goose was in Vietnam, and I think maybe Ron should get the tickets. Dr. Hagan's ADD seems to be really acting up. She may get distracted and never get the tickets, said Bill.
 
#940
#940
Well, it shouldn't be hard to find Mr. Goose. Just look for the nearest semi and he should be stepping out in front of it, said Steve. Hagan, what are you gawking at now?
 
#941
#941
"Thats it," said Steve. "Hagan, your officially out of our Super Crime Ending Warfare club . You cant fight with us anymore!" "But I started Super Crime Ending Warfare" said Hagan. "Your too much trouble!" said Steve. "It's out of the question." But.......but........but......" started Hagan.
 
#942
#942
So if Dr. Hagan is out, does that mean I can officially join the S.C.E.W. club, asked Ron? Hey, I know I could take over Dr. Hagan's spot as driver.
 
#943
#943
"Of course," said Bill. "Fine. I see how it is!" shouted Hagan. "You'll be sorry, you'll see!" "I'm sorry, did you hear something?" said Steve. "Hmm, must be the wind." And with that, Hagan officially left S.C.E.W.
 
#945
#945
Everybody turned around. It was.............."Florence! What are you doing here? I haven't seen you in since that night when............nevermind." said Steve. "I had to come here. It's about Hagan....she's...........become the leader of the egyptian army. When she said she'l get revenge she meant it," said Florence. "Hmmm......this sounds serious," said Steve. "We have to get Mr. Pepper and Mr. Goose. They can help us form an army. Hagan has to be brought down at all costs."
 
#947
#947
"I've got an idea," said Bill. "Let's disguise ourselves and join the Egyptian army. Then we can take out Hagan from the inside."
 
#949
#949
"You're right" said Bill. "But it's a risk we'll have to take." "Steve....go get Mr. Pepper and Mr. Goose! Hurry!" "Hold on let me finish my ice cream!" said Steve
 
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