The Duckman,josh,trent,fishwithamop,joshua Thread

#901
#901
Steve, said Dr. Hagan, I guess it's time I tell you. You live in an alternate reality created by the Egyptians. In the real world we... well I don't really know what you do in the real world. I used to be an English teacher, and man let me tell you I'm not going back to that. Now hold my sandwich!
 
#902
#902
I told you to hold your own blasted sandwich! Don't make me tell you again! ...Dr. Hagan looked stunned , After all I have done for you you sorry little piss-ant and you can't do me the simple favor of holding my PB&J while I chase the van that snatched your friend! She slammed on the brakes. GET OUT!!!
 
#905
#905
Steve stops, looks at Ron Mexico, looks back at Dr. Hagan and thinks, could she be telling the truth? Maybe but there's no way she's getting me to hold that sandwich.
 
#908
#908
Guys what were you thinking! Jarred exclaimed, do you have any idea how many calories that has! Steve you were right not to hold this calorie laden sandwich.

Wait a minute, how did I get here?
 
#910
#910
Wait a minute Steve, I took up for you about the sandwich thing and this is how you treat me, said Jared.

Well, I'm not leaving til Ron does.
 
#913
#913
Anyone with the cahones big enough to use that name as an alias can hang around for awhile.
 
#914
#914
Wait a minute, said Steve, we've forgotten about Bill.

So they all jumped into Dr. Hagan's car and drove off.
 
#915
#915
As they sped down the street , in the distance they could see the van heading onto the interstate. Hurry! yelled Steve. Dr. Hagan pushed the pedal as far as it would go. As they merged onto the highway they saw the van topping a distant hill. We're losing them!
 
#918
#918
I wouldn't miss a trip to a Wayne Newton concert for the world. said Ron.
What are you talking about?
 
#919
#919
Dogonit Ron! We're not going to see Wayne Newton, said Dr. Hagan. What in the world made you think that?
 
#920
#920
Hey ,all I know is Bill text messaged me that we were all gonna hit the Wayne Newton Concert and some nonsense about a secret mission. said Ron.
 
#922
#922
Alright, said Dr. Hagan, Bill is trying to tell us something, but what could it be? Man I never get what that guy is saying. He always speaking in riddles.
 
#923
#923
All of a sudden, the vision came to Dr. Hagan and he understood completely.
 

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#924
#924
Actually, Dr. Hagan, I think he's just trying to tell us they're headed to Vegas. Maybe when we get there he'll have escaped from the agents and he will tell us more about the Egyptian's plot. said Steve.

Man Dr. Hagan, homosexual cowboys?, you're trying too hard. Just relax and maybe one day you will understand Bill's riddles.
 
#925
#925
"Dont tell me im trying to hard" said Dr. Hagan. "Hey look!" There was a bright object hurling at them from the sky..
 
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