The Duckman,josh,trent,fishwithamop,joshua Thread

#751
#751
i was going... hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
 
#752
#752
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#757
#757
all around the country coast to coast,
people always say what do you like most,
I don't wanna brag i don't wanna boast,
I always tell 'em I like toast.
yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

i get up in the mornin' bout six AM,
have a little jelly have a little jam,
take a piece of bread put it in the slot,
push down the lever and the wires gets hot,
i get toast.

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

now there's no secret to toasting perfection,
there's a dial on the side and you make your selection,
push to the dark or the light and then,
if it pops too soon press down again,
make toast.

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

when the first caveman drove in from the drags,
didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs,
must have been a genius got it in his head,
plug the toaster in the wall,
buy a bag of bread,
make toast.

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

oh wee monsieur bonjour cool cat,
uh huh croissante du bagette,
maurice a vaulzey effeil tower,
o wee maria bagette vouze,

FRENCH TOAST FRENCH TOAST

in chicago around the Bob and Tom show

YEAH TOAST

 
#762
#762
:rock: (back to florence's predicament)

so there was florence....she was so upset after they had found out her secret. so said mr. pepper.....it is true. deeply saddened mr. pepper turned and walked out of the room. (in the background mr. goose got wiped out by a semi AGAIN)
 
#763
#763
Then, Mr. Pepper, after hearing the awful sounds of Mr. Goose being run over by yet another semi, ran out of the house to see if Mr. Goose was alright. After all, this was the first time that Mr. Goose had been hit when he was sober.
 
#764
#764
"man mr. goose, said mr. pepper, you do need to be more careful when out in the freeway like that..........mr. goose..........mr. goose?!?!?! but mr. goose just lie there.
 
#767
#767
said "well, thats that". and they left him......right out in the mddle of the road. "wait a minute said dr. hagan....."I
 
#769
#769
It was steve perry allright. "what the blast happened here?" said steve. looks like somebody had a bad day. is that.......mr. goose???"
 
#775
#775
"Nothing!" shouted Dr. Hagan "Now back off" "What if that was ur goodler?," said Mr. Pepper. "You'd want it back."
 
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