The Dobb Goblin

[avolation]

Wait, are we talking about this Goblin?...

 

[pismonque]

Ehh, could be worse, I suppose. At least it wasn't The Dobbnail Boot.

 

[Remy]

This should be a PSA on why not to do bath salts

... especially partaking using the butt chugging method ...

 

[TheBigOne10]

These just keep getting better and better.... At least he's creative. Must be an art major.

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

🤔

 

[UT_Dutchman]

is OP really Woodsman Vol from a couple years ago ?

This was my first thought as well. Didn't he get mad and quit because this nickname was not embraced.

 

[Catbone]

Wtf

 

[xTRAVASSx]

Dobb goblin? Umm...no I prefer Astro Dobbs or Dobbstimus Prime

 

[dduncan4163]

It's a dark rainy night, Sept 23rd to be exact. Joshua Dobbs is sitting at his house preparing for the biggest game of his college career. He is a big fan of Halloween. The "Monster Mash" plays as he thinks about how to torch Jalen Tabor. All of the sudden, Butch Jones kicks in Josh's door and slides Tom Cruise style over to Dobbs. Butch cries, "Josh, I just don't know if I can win it tomorrow." Dobbs looks at Butch with stare of a thousand wolves and says "Don't fear coach, I am the Dobb Goblin" as Josh cranks back up the Monster Mash and continues to game prep. The next day the Dobb Goblin and the vols will lead us to a 31-21 victory over the gators.

.

 

[dduncan4163]

Thank god kickoff is only a week away. This offseason is starting to mess with our collective sanity I do believe.

 

[Other_Guy]

Dobb goblin? Umm...no I prefer Astro Dobbs or Dobbstimus Prime

Artful Dobber?

 

[Give_All_Vol]

is OP really Woodsman Vol from a couple years ago ?

That post has Woods written all over it! I liked Woods. He was quite the character

 

[LordBolton]

Please no, not with The Dobb Goblin again, just about stupid, I mean really.

At least he wasn't lazy enough to call him Dobby.

 

[SeanJean]

"Dobbs looks at Butch with stare of a thousand wolves"

lol. So much to say wtf over in this post. Well done OP. You are.....special.

 

[Stoked]

This is why there is a label on the side of paint cans that warns you not to inhale it. Smh, read the labels guys, they're there for a reason.

 

[orangeluvr]

Save it for Halloween. :bad:

 

[SeahawkVOL94]

The Dobb Goblin will be the better of the two QB's on Sept 24th. The other being Dickie Del Rio.

 

[RollerVol]

Don't eat the brown acid

oops...too late...:yahoo:...epper:

GO VOLS!

 

[Hamptonvolfan]

Artful Dobber?

Condredge gonna be mad

 

[illvol]

I am now dumber for having read that.

 

[chuckb1448]

It is the one eyed cyclopse dude, lordy bless his heart he passed away a year or so ago, he messaged here from time to time, I forget his name.. good dude, and forgive me, I do not spell "cyclopse" often. (this was before I got attacked by the grammar police)

 

[iBleedOrangeWhite]

How do you post something like that without having the "this might not go over well" feeling consume you? Must be blissful to be that out of touch, rock on my man!

 

[LittleVol]

It's a dark rainy night, Sept 23rd to be exact. Joshua Dobbs is sitting at his house preparing for the biggest game of his college career. He is a big fan of Halloween. The "Monster Mash" plays as he thinks about how to torch Jalen Tabor. All of the sudden, Butch Jones kicks in Josh's door and slides Tom Cruise style over to Dobbs. Butch cries, "Josh, I just don't know if I can win it tomorrow." Dobbs looks at Butch with stare of a thousand wolves and says "Don't fear coach, I am the Dobb Goblin" as Josh cranks back up the Monster Mash and continues to game prep. The next day the Dobb Goblin and the vols will lead us to a 31-21 victory over the gators.

Why is Butch crying 😃😃😃?

 

[SeahawkVOL94]

Why is Butch crying 😃😃😃?

Because he is 0-2 vs Muschamp and 0-1 vs Bucky Tootherson. Never fear doe, the Dobb Goblin will lead us to the promised land.

 

[UT_Dutchman]

Because he is 0-2 vs Muschamp and 0-1 vs Bucky Tootherson. Never fear doe, the Dobb Goblin will lead us to the promised land.

WoodsmanVol admit it, it's you? No shame I always thought you had an unusual sense of humor. But you are also a Vol.