The Dobb Goblin

[SeahawkVOL94]

It's a dark rainy night, Sept 23rd to be exact. Joshua Dobbs is sitting at his house preparing for the biggest game of his college career. He is a big fan of Halloween. The "Monster Mash" plays as he thinks about how to torch Jalen Tabor. All of the sudden, Butch Jones kicks in Josh's door and slides Tom Cruise style over to Dobbs. Butch cries, "Josh, I just don't know if I can win it tomorrow." Dobbs looks at Butch with stare of a thousand wolves and says "Don't fear coach, I am the Dobb Goblin" as Josh cranks back up the Monster Mash and continues to game prep. The next day the Dobb Goblin and the vols will lead us to a 31-21 victory over the gators.

 

[Phat-Phil]

K

 

[clarencepeabody]

Don't eat the brown acid

 

[themoodystwo]

Please no, not with The Dobb Goblin again, just about stupid, I mean really.

 

[joevol33]

Please no, not with The Dobb Goblin again, just about stupid, I mean really.

It will last forever.

 

[omghulkhands]

This should be a PSA on why not to do bath salts

 

[hillbillysmokey]

Can't sleep huh.

 

[volzndahood]

my thoughts

 

[Iam4utalways]

Wallykazam?

 

[Go Fight Win]

with all that puffing one mustn't forget to pass

 

[Power T-Rev]

I thought the Dobb Goblin was dead. But it comes back to life

 

[PEPPERJAX]

But Tom Cruise sucks OP.

 

[VolFreakJosh]

 

[NorCalVol67]

This should be a PSA on why not to do bath salts

I'm high on bath salts right now and I think this is odd.

 

[508mikey]

is OP really Woodsman Vol from a couple years ago ?

 

[omghulkhands]

is OP really Woodsman Vol from a couple years ago ?

A storm is coming...

 

[aaronvol]

what just happened?

 

[BigOrangeVols]

I miss that nickname. Let's bring it back.

 

[aaronvol]

seriously...i just reread that. what?

 

[KBVol]

is OP really Woodsman Vol from a couple years ago ?

Gotta be....can't possibly be two minds with that same horrific thought.

 

[Orangedogsrule]

Don't ever do that again, really. You got away with only because your anonymous here. But you deserve a swirly for that.

Edit: Actually, I have no high ground to stand on when it comes to crazy dude fan posts.

 

[NorCalVol67]

With that gobbledygook why are we only winning by 10?

 

[CardiacKid]

Please show the OP to your physician. This will help them to adjust your meds accordingly.

 

[Escape Goat]

Don't eat the brown acid

Woodstock!!

 

[clarencepeabody]

Woodstock!!

Yeah! I was hoping someone would catch that.