The "Do you believe in ghosts?" thread!

#51
#51
hmanvolfan said:
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Winnure! Alien Dinosaur Ghosts...... :lolabove:
 
#57
#57
A visiting professor at Texas A & M University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands.

"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further.....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.

The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost." The student replies, "Ghost? Damn..... From back there I thought you said 'goats'!"
 
#58
#58
heartvols said:
A visiting professor at Texas A & M University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands.

"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further.....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.

The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost." The student replies, "Ghost? Damn..... From back there I thought you said 'goats'!"
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:eek:lol: very nice work
 
#64
#64
I watched Paranormal State tonight. That show seems to be a lot of build up to a lot of nothing.
 
#67
#67
IPorange said:
Show me one.
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just because there's not always evidence doesn't necessarily mean something doesn't exist. i'm as rational a person you can find and consider myself extremely level headed, but i think there's a whole bunch out there that humans have no idea about.

i'm not saying i'm some sort of conspiracy theorist about these type of things since i definitely beleive alot of tales are fabricated. but i defintely believe that there are also stories that aren't so exaggerated.
 
#68
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duckman398686 said:
just because there's not always evidence doesn't necessarily mean something doesn't exist. i'm as rational a person you can find and consider myself extremely level headed, but i think there's a whole bunch out there that humans have no idea about.

i'm not saying i'm some sort of conspiracy theorist about these type of things since i definitely beleive alot of tales are fabricated. but i defintely believe that there are also stories that aren't so exaggerated.
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I'm the same way bud :good!:
 
#69
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duckman398686 said:
just because there's not always evidence doesn't necessarily mean something doesn't exist. i'm as rational a person you can find and consider myself extremely level headed, but i think there's a whole bunch out there that humans have no idea about.

i'm not saying i'm some sort of conspiracy theorist about these type of things since i definitely beleive alot of tales are fabricated. but i defintely believe that there are also stories that aren't so exaggerated.
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I'm not saying humans know everything there is to know by any means, or that weird stuff happens that freak people out. I am saying there is no evidence of a spiritual realm whatsoever, despite thousands of people, if not millions, that have tried desperately to produce some.
 
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