The deep thoughts and life philosophy of sumsoonerchick

[Behr]

Lol.

 

[Weezer]

Anyone not surprised that it immediately attracted Weezer whom we haven't seen in weeks

Weeks? I don't think you count very well.

 

[NEVolFan]

I have a pretty good idea what we can get for SoonerChick for Christmas.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

I have a pretty good idea what we can get for SoonerChick for Christmas.

She just wants her stocking stuffed...

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Just for you @SumSoonerChick

Q: Why do you never see any Longhorn porn stars?

A: Because Sooner or later, they come up short

 

[theFallGuy]

She just wants her stocking stuffed...

 

[KB5252]

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose..... But you can't pick your friends nose.

 

[malinoisvol]

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose..... But you can't pick your friends nose.

Have you "met" TFG and Souce and Nooga?

 

[GVF]

You are my new best friend!!!! But I am middle aged… View attachment 398300

Attractive middle Aged women that age well...Life's best choices...

I was fortunate. My wife is one of those as well.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Attractive middle Aged women that age well...Life's best choices...

I was fortunate. My wife is one of those as well.

Bikini pics so we can verify....JK

 

[GVF]

Bikini pics so we can verify....JK

10 lb, 2 oz baby 19 years ago from a 5'2" mother. No bikini pics but she is a knockout.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

B-12 shots are fantastic and I highly recommend everyone getting one occasionally!!! I also got my hormone pellets yesterday… which means I’ll be acting like a sex crazed teenager for a few months… which isn’t really that different from my normal behavior I suppose…. Lol Isn’t aging great…

 

[508mikey]

Hope Oklahoma loses to Texas

 

[GVF]

B-12 shots are fantastic and I highly recommend everyone getting one occasionally!!! I also got my hormone pellets yesterday… which means I’ll be acting like a sex crazed teenager for a few months… which isn’t really that different from my normal behavior I suppose…. Lol Isn’t aging great…

 

[GVF]

Drinking seems to always lead to sex. @SumSoonerChick apparently lives in that part of OK where the only thing to do is drink.

An adaptation to a saying a friend had growing up. He also said he only smoked when he drank. Problem was he couldn't quit drinking.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Drinking seems to always lead to sex. @SumSoonerChick apparently lives in that part of OK where the only thing to do is drink.

You ever been to OK? The only thing to do in the entire state is drink and have sex in the tornado shelter during tornado warnings...

 

[82_VOL_83]

You ever been to OK? The only thing to do in the entire state is drink and have sex in the tornado shelter during tornado warnings...

 

[GVF]

You ever been to OK? The only thing to do in the entire state is drink and hide from tornadoes...

I went to OK City once with a friend when I was at Abilene (ACU). There seemed to be no reason for a return trip. I could only imagine that little finger over the Tx Panhandle is fabulous.

 

[GVF]

You ever been to OK? The only thing to do in the entire state is drink and have sex in the tornado shelter during tornado warnings...

It takes the Pioneer Woman on that cooking show over 45 minutes just to get to a Walmart.

 

[Behr]

What did you do during tornado warnings while in Oklahoma?

 

[Grand Vol]

What did you do during tornado warnings while in Oklahoma?

Turn on News 9 and watch David Payne act like an overdosed meth head that just drank a keg of Monster.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

Hope Oklahoma loses to Texas

 

[SumSoonerChick]

What did you do during tornado warnings while in Oklahoma?

Sit outside and watch the show…

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

I went to OK City once with a friend when I was at Abilene (ACU). There seemed to be no reason for a return trip. I could only imagine that little finger over the Tx Panhandle is fabulous.

I've been twice to Oklahoma. One was driving through on way to Tempe after 98 season. I remember the hotel in Elk City had it where you could put quarters in for the bed to vibrate.

The other time was visiting some of spouse's family who lived between Norman and the TX/OK border. They had a shelter but no tornadoes.

 

[82_VOL_83]

What did you do during tornado warnings while in Oklahoma?

Not a damn thing.