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So……..
I had the grill on the back deck. Yes I know you’re not supposed to do that. Turned it on and went inside to get and cut the chicken. Came back out to a grease fire. Black smoke going everywhere. It melted the soffit so all that smoke went into the attic. I turned it off and hosed down the house. No im not stupid enough to open it. I pulled it away from the house and call my firefighter neighbor to come help make sure I wasn’t missing anything.
We climbed in the attic and I crawled out to the soffit area and dug around. Found a snake but no fire. So we got a fan and started blowing the smoke out of the attic.

This is when the real stupidity started. Neighbors kept stopping to tell me the house was on fire. I told them it wasn’t and I had it under control. They were not convinced so they called 911. My neighbor canceled the fire response. After five more canceled calls he yelled as loud as he could. “Stop Fing calling 911, the house is not on fire!!!” Someone yelled back “but there’s smoke!” He responded “Fing stop. We’ve got this”.

So how was everyone’s 4th?
 
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Orangeslice13 said:
So……..
I had the grill on the back deck. Yes I know you’re not supposed to do that. Turned it on and went inside to get and cut the chicken. Came back out to a grease fire. Black smoke going everywhere. It melted the soffit so all that smoke went into the attic. I turned it off and hosed down the house. No im not stupid enough to open it. I pulled it away from the house and call my firefighter neighbor to come help make sure I wasn’t missing anything.
We climbed in the attic and I crawled out to the soffit area and dug around. Found a snake but no fire. So we got a fan and started blowing the smoke out of the attic.

This is when the real stupidity started. Neighbors kept stopping to tell me the house was on fire. I told them it wasn’t and I had it under control. They were not convinced so they called 911. My neighbor canceled the fire response. After five more canceled calls he yelled as loud as he could. “Stop Fing calling 911, the house is not on fire!!!” Someone yelled back “but there’s smoke!” He responded “Fing stop. We’ve got this”.

So how was everyone’s 4th?
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Damn.

If I saw a snake, I would prolly start a fire.
 
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NorCalVol67 said:
Damn.

If I saw a snake, I would prolly start a fire.
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The funny thing is I grabbed him in the insulation feeling for fire. I thought it was a big wire till it moved. I threw him out of the way and kept searching.
Later when I went back to recheck for fire I found his skin.
He’s apparently been living there a while image.jpg
 
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Orangeslice13 said:
The funny thing is I grabbed him in the insulation feeling for fire. I thought it was a big wire till it moved. I threw him out of the way and kept searching.
Later when I went back to recheck for fire I found his skin.
He’s apparently been living there a while View attachment 753294
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Bet there are no other pests in that attic with him there....
 
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