The Culinary Arts Thread

[hmanvolfan]

Barking under the influence

 

[NorCalVol67]

No Dawgs allowed.

Sorry Joe.

 

[theFallGuy]

Someone gave him too much beer.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Someone gave him too much beer.


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What a pussy.

 

[theFallGuy]

 

[joevol33]

No Dawgs allowed.

Sorry Joe.

 

[malinoisvol]

Some slick trying to give me friction
I say leave me alone I'm just carrying on an ole
family tradition.

 

[Behr]

Lorty I have loved some ladies and I have loved Jim Beam and they both tried to kill me in 1973 when that doctor asked me
Son how did you get in this condition I said hey, Sawbones I'm just carrying on an ole family tradition...

 

[Tin Man]

Some high society lady says, “Is your horse outside?”
“No ma’am, he’s between my legs, but you’re too fat to ride.”

 

[82_VOL_83]

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I see deadmurdered people.

 

[Behr]

We like Ole Waylon and we know Van Halen we like ZZ Top we like country and rock Ole Hank would be proud and Elvis would too cause we like our country mixed with some big city blues

 

[malinoisvol]

She called the cops to take me in
And I said, "You're never gonna do it, friends"
And they just smiled and said, "Oh, yes, we will"
Now a stick to the head and some kicks to the shins
And several bites by Rin Tin Tin
And I couldn't wait to get into that jail

 

[Behr]

It was an ....

Attitude adjustment and it'll work every time

 

[Behr]

You used to work for me at one time
Yeah come to think of you fired my ass back in 1973 yeah well its a family tradition you know

 

[Behr]

But I kept Jerry Rivers...

 

[Behr]

 

[Behr]

All my rowdy friends have settled down and they seem to be more into laid back songs and nobody wants to get drunk and get loud

 

[Behr]

 

[Behr]

 

[hmanvolfan]

When you go to Olive Garden with your grandson and his family and order the seafood Alfredo because the menu says it has scallops in it and you haven’t had any scallops in a while but it didn’t mention they were miniature scallops.

 

[Orangeslice13]

When you go to Olive Garden with your grandson and his family and order the seafood Alfredo because the menu says it has scallops in it and you haven’t had any scallops in a while but it didn’t mention they were miniature scallops.

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And probably fake. Made out of white fish.

@Behr
What’s the fish they use…..Tilapia, maybe?

 

[NorCalVol67]

And probably fake. Made out of white fish.

@Behr
What’s the fish they use…..Tilapia, maybe?

Behr’s favorite fish.

 

[508mikey]

When you go to Olive Garden with your grandson and his family and order the seafood Alfredo because the menu says it has scallops in it and you haven’t had any scallops in a while but it didn’t mention they were miniature scallops.

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I would have sent it back or made them comp it

 

[hmanvolfan]

774K views · 40K reactions | so sad | Brock Cornett

so sad.

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[joevol33]

I had cobia for the first time tonight. Just a sandwich, but goodness it was delicious.