The Culinary Arts Thread

[volfanbill]

I use this...not too fancy
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I just use regular Morton’s. Tater skins and steaks are about the only thing I use salt with.

I use a little vinegar to get the flavors to come out instead of salt

 

[volfanbill]

You need home made biscuits. . Get you a good woman.

As H was alluding to I think, I only want biscuits twice a year or so

 

[joevol33]

As H was alluding to I think, I only want biscuits twice a year or so

Find a hokker that can cook, win/win.

 

[volfanbill]

Find a hokker that can cook, win/win.

And get the herpes and kicked out of the Army. I’ll pass

 

[hmanvolfan]

Find a hokker that can cook, win/win.

Somebody that coughs up loogies?

 

[Souce]

Find a hokker that can cook, win/win.

Wtf

 

[Souce]

@Behr

 

[rocytop2624]

He has a big big toe. But he ain't no boss.

 

[hmanvolfan]

I bet shoes fit weird in that funky looking foot.

 

[Souce]

Behr has a toe extension pad on his flip flops and his socks have to be special ordered from the Long Toe Sock Company.

 

[VolNotInNorthCack]

That dude had to be born in Chernobyl

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Behr has a toe extension pad on his flip flops and his socks have to be special ordered from the Long Toe Sock Company.

 

[theFallGuy]

wtf

 

[508mikey]

wtf

 

[Behr]

@malinoisvol

 

[Souce]

@volfanbill
Do my taters look done? Should I microwave a few hours?

 

[theFallGuy]

@volfanbill
Do my taters look done? Should I microwave a few hours?
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Too much salt buddy! Good Lord you trying to have a heart attack??

 

[Souce]

Too much salt buddy! Good Lord you trying to have a heart attack??

 

[volfanbill]

@volfanbill
Do my taters look done? Should I microwave a few hours?
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Those look pretty perfect. I’d go the less salt route too, but still look unbelievable

 

[hmanvolfan]

All the salt haters can just rub some of it off before eating. Holy guacamole Batman, don’t be so simple minded.

 

[volfanbill]

All the salt haters can just rub some of it off before eating. Holy guacamole Batman, don’t be so simple minded.

Calm down. I said it still looked unbelievable. I’d just go less salt

 

[hmanvolfan]

Calm down. I said it still looked unbelievable. I’d just go less salt

Don’t be so defensive, makes you look guilty.

 

[Souce]

All the salt haters can just rub some of it off before eating. Holy guacamole Batman, don’t be so simple minded.

That's what I do. I just added a little extra salt because I think it helps the skin crisp up better, but maybe it doesn't. I don't care, I'm still gon do it anyway!

 

[volfanbill]

Don’t be so defensive, makes you look guilty.

Uh huh

 

[Behr]

Joe?