The Culinary Arts Thread

[Behr]

Umm, pulled pork sammich with mustard is wonderfulness.

 

[VolNotInNorthCack]

Umm, pulled pork sammich with mustard is wonderfulness.

 

[Behr]

 

[508mikey]

Your food critiques don't carry much weight.

People are starting to sit at the kitchen table and starting to wonder if putin is making there bellys hurt

 

[volfanbill]

Cool.

I have this fantasy of hitting up a yard/garage/beach sale and finding and old rusted iron skillet, pot or griddle then cleaning and finding out its a Griswold or even a Smithey.

Souce and TFG have drastically different fantasies than you do

 

[malinoisvol]

Looks like how @malinoisvol cooks his toast

 

[Behr]

Souce and TFG have drastically different fantasies than you do

 

[malinoisvol]

ot this

Bread needs to be toasted longer.

 

[Souce]

Bread needs to be toasted longer.

Oh LAWDDDDD Behr gon be so furious n triggered at yer comment

 

[Juanita]

My brother makes this wicked white dip for wings. Sounds gross but can't be beat.
2 cups mayo
1/2 cup apple cider vinegar
1/4 cup ground black pepper (yes, I know)
1 tsp cayenne pepper

 

[Juanita]

It's very good but will burn the lids off your eyes. Just don't rub your face.

 

[Souce]

Sounds like Ala**** White Sauce

 

[joevol33]

It's very good but will burn the lids off your eyes. Just don't rub your face.

I'm giving you a pass since I got you the other day, but this was almost in the out of context thread and

 

[Souce]

I'm giving you a pass since I got you the other day, but this was almost in the out of context thread and

Joe, stop being such a nasty pervert and harassing these women!

 

[Juanita]

Who else lives near Kingsport? If you do, then you have to have gone to Ridgewood Barbecue in Bluff City. It's been there for eons. Daddy talked them out of their sauce recipe. Excellent. Pardon his misspells; he was an engineer not an English major.

 

[Juanita]

I'm giving you a pass since I got you the other day, but this was almost in the out of context thread and

I don't need a pass.


You wish.

 

[Behr]

Well if it wasn't ruint, it is now.

 

[Souce]

Oh shim mad nowuh

 

[hmanvolfan]

Umm, pulled pork sammich with mustard is wonderfulness.

You are one sick bastid.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Who else lives near Kingsport? If you do, then you have to have gone to Ridgewood Barbecue in Bluff City. It's been there for eons. Daddy talked them out of their sauce recipe. Excellent. Pardon his misspells; he was an engineer not an English major.

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That sounds a little weird.

 

[theFallGuy]

Umm, pulled pork sammich with mustard is wonderfulness.

Oh shuddup and GTFO

 

[theFallGuy]

Who else lives near Kingsport? If you do, then you have to have gone to Ridgewood Barbecue in Bluff City. It's been there for eons. Daddy talked them out of their sauce recipe. Excellent. Pardon his misspells; he was an engineer not an English major.

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Wtf

 

[Juanita]

Wtf

I'm sorry...was there something you didn't understand?

 

[Juanita]

That sounds a little weird.

How so?

 

[hmanvolfan]

I'm sorry...was there something you didn't understand?

Lulz!