The Culinary Arts Thread

[volfanbill]

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alright you got me. The first 95% isn't done by time, only the last 5%

 

[Behr]

chew on that @Behr

Memphis ranks #1 on list of Top 50 Cities for Barbecue

According to "Apartment Guide". Lol.

"Nursing Home Esquire" ranked me as #1 Chef on a list of 3. Woot!!!

 

[Behr]

alright you got me. The first 95% isn't done by time, only the last 5%

Haha, my point was I don't time myself either, its just a guideline. Like I said, most overcook it and I tell them just to get an idea it's about 4 minutes each side.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Oh puuulease. Only thing Italians do wrong.

I would throw the Mussolini experiment in there as well.

 

[Behr]

I would throw the Mussolini experiment in there as well.

I worded that carefully. I said do instead of did, and I thought that was enough being in a food thread talking about food.

 

[Behr]

Can we please leave the politics in the Funny Pictures thread??

 

[NorCalVol67]

I worded that carefully. I said do instead of did, and I thought that was enough being in a food thread talking about food.

I caught that but didn’t care.

Sorry for getting off topic, there is a first for everything.

 

[theFallGuy]

According to "Apartment Guide". Lol.

"Nursing Home Esquire" ranked me as #1 Chef on a list of 3. Woot!!!

triggered

 

[hmanvolfan]

Rubber fish

 

[Behr]

I caught that but didn’t care.

Sorry for getting off topic, there is a first for everything.

Lulz. Idgaf. But no way I let an opportunity like that slide.

 

[Behr]

Fawk y'all, I thought the politics in the funny pic thread comment was funny.

Maybe H ain't the only one in here that needs to go poop.

 

[Souce]

Fawk y'all, I thought the politics in the funny pic thread comment was funny.

Maybe H ain't the only one in here that needs to go poop.

Change your tampon!

 

[Behr]

Seriously, I can't stand macaroons myself. Souce and whoever else can have'um.

 

[Behr]

Change your tampon!

Put some cheese on my head and eat me.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Fawk y'all, I thought the politics in the funny pic thread comment was funny.

Maybe H ain't the only one in here that needs to go poop.

 

[VolNExile]

I can see that we're all embracing the off-season well.

 

[hmanvolfan]

I can see that we're all embracing the off-season well.

 

[Souce]

Fawk ERRBODY!

 

[Behr]

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Yea souce, what H says!!!

 

[VolNExile]

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Hey, hey, hey now!

I wasn't replying to you.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Sounds like the FF up in here.

 

[theFallGuy]

Fawk ERRBODY!

fawk that!

 

[theFallGuy]

Yea souce, what H says!!!

fawk you behr

 

[theFallGuy]

errybody eat a bag of d.....ill pickles!

 

[hmanvolfan]

Hey, hey, hey now!

I wasn't replying to you.